Ok, just an update here, I think we're making some progress!
Yesterday, after work, I stopped at a sex shop on the way home, and asked all about the lubes. I ended up getting a very slippery, silicone-based one with vitamin E, called "uber-lube." When I got home I told her about some of the advice you all have given me, and showed her the lube. I also told her about my plan with the "small" condoms, and she thought it was funny! However, I could tell that she also thought it just might work
The plan was to get our baby to sleep in the crib, and have a nice, slow session in the bedroom. We were both looking forward to it...
Of course things didn't go quite as planned, and it took forever to get baby to sleep (we both tried). Eventually, we decided that if we couldn't have our sex, then we should at least make sure he sleeps in the crib. That way at least next time would be easier. She stayed with him wide awake in his room, and I went to the bedroom to get some rest...
Just as I was dozing off, she burst into the room, and flicked the light on. Her face was beaming and she said "Guess what we can do!" I immediately woke up and answered "Sex?!" She said "hurry up! get the sex-towel!" with a grin.
I grabbed the vibe and the sex-towel from our sex-box, and got a condom out as she started going to town on herself. She had her first orgasm very quickly as I kissed her neck and rested my hand on her stomach. Then she said "where's your condom?" I showed her, as it wasn't the ones she normally sees me use. By this time my cock was big and thick, and raging hard. She watched me rip the package and get the condom out while she vibed herself on her way to her second orgasm.
I started to try and roll the condom over my throbbing cockhead, and it actually pinched a little bit. I had to concentrate on compressing my head to get the rubber to roll down over it. When I got it past the ridge, I looked up and she was watching me closely, her mouth hanging open as she got closer to cumming. I angled my dick up toward my body and very carefully started unrolling the rest of the rubber. She was watching me the whole time, and when I got it about halfway down, she came again!
She came so hard that second time; I realized that watching me struggle with my big dick was actually turning her on! I got the lube and squirted it all over my dick, and rubbed some on her pussy lips. I used my hand to spread the lube evenly over the length of my shaft, essentially jacking off in slow motion. I lined my dick up at the entrance to her pussy, and leaned over to kiss her some more, and make sure I could see her face. As I pushed in, it was clear that this lube was way better! It was so slippery that there was no 'sticking point' as there had been when we tried before. She smiled and kissed me when I got the head in. This got me excited and I pushed maybe another inch further, but this was too much for her and she gasped. She said "damnit, you're too big!"
I thought "what the hell?" and, not wanting to hurt her, I carefully pulled out and looked down. Sure enough, my dick was throbbing hard and almost as big as before! At this point I should mention that ever since we moved to the Bay Area two years ago, I've been using my morning and evening train rides to practice my kegel exercises, and I've really strengthened my PC muscles. This, coupled with our lack of intercourse for many months, meant that that condom was no match for my horny boner! My dick was so strong and hard that it was just stretching the rubber to whatever size it wanted.
We both had a little chuckle over this and, almost as a joke, I said "Well I'll just put another one on!" The second condom went on easier, and the extreme compression actually did the trick. Now I was able to slide in more easily and slowly move around inside her, although I couldn't hardly feel any friction.
Now, if you thought the rest of this post was weird, here's where it gets really strange...We ended up just talking about our day! I was basically just massaging the inside of her vagina with my dick, while we talked about work, our baby, something she read on Facebook, whatever, and kissing. At one point, my erection even subsided a little bit, but I pulled out and it sprung back to life. This sex was very different than what we're used to, but it was fun! It was also very erotic, but in more of a mental way than a physical way. We just kinda giggled with each other about how neat it was, and how proud we were of ourselves for not giving up.
She didn't cum while I was inside her, but eventually she was biting my ear and making her purring noises that she used to make. She asked me did I want to cum, and said "yes" I started contracting my PC muscles to have a "dry orgasm," which after going so slow for so long, felt amazing. After I came this way, she started "milking" my cock with her vagina, which she hadn't done since before the baby! This felt incredible, and sent me into multiple extended dry orgasms that left me quivering on top of her and completely exhausted.
PHEW!
Sorry for the long post, but I woke up this morning thinking about it, and it made me so horny again, I just had to write it down!
Take it easy, and thanks for the help!
~T