Sex as exercise?

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  1. amhersthungboi

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    So, after a hot-and-sweaty session today, I thought to myself "I'm sweating more than when I work out." That, oddly, made me wonder what is the aerobic/exercise value of sex? Strange question, but I wonder if there is a value? Would an overweight or out of shape person have problems with heavy topping? Weird thread, for sure, but somehow interesting ...
     
  2. headbang8

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    350 calories on average, I'm told. Not even an ice cream cone's worth.
     
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    Actually, I remember, not on this site, but others, this very thread. I don;t have a link handy right now, BU ti remember reading, according to actual metabolic measurements done, that sex is actually about the most energetic aerobic excercise there is! It burns more calories per unit time than any other form of excercise. So, as long as your health is up to it, go for as many marathon sessions as you can--it's good for your health! If I find an appropriate link, I'll post it later.
     
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    I remembering wanting to diet down to start my "modeling career" (which was very short) and I spent the summer fucking and fucking: amazing what shape I was in!
     
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    Seems like a chicken and egg thing to me, Sorc. You were probably a hottie before hand, which is why you got participants for all that fucking and fucking.

    Meanwhile, screw the Elliptical, I'm gonna screw my to a six pack instead!!! :biggrin1:
     
  6. GoneA

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    It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent...............................12 Calories
    Without her consent..........................2187 Calories


    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands................................8 Calories
    With one hand.................................12 Calories
    With your teeth..............................485 Calories


    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection...............................6 Calories
    Without an erection.........................3315 Calories


    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary......................................12 Calories
    69 lying down..................................78 Calories
    69 standing up................................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories


    ORGASMS:
    Real..........................................112 Calories
    Fake.........................................1315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging............................................18 Calories
    Getting up immediately.........................................36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years....................................36 Calories
    30-39 years....................................80 Calories
    40-49 years...................................124 Calories
    50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
    60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
    70 and over..............................Results are still pending


    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly.........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
     
  7. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    "fuck and suck you way to a slimmer new you"
    I can hear it now on late night infomercials
     
  8. Chuck64

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    And of course, I'll be the before pictures and Sorcerer will be all the "afters".
     
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    Stop guzzling beer and start guzzling cum: the *real* South Beach Diet.
     
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    Sex IS an exercise. It activates many muscles, and since that's done with rhythmic motions, it's the best kind of workout. Also, it's definetly more fun that pumping iron in a gym, and variety is guaranteed.

    What's making the candy bitter is that sex is an advanced workout method, it's bettern when you already have a good degree of fitness. But as supplementary training, it's more than suitable.
     
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    I want to be the reason that Sorcerer makes a hot, sweaty 'after' shot!
     
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    Sex only counts as exercise if you're doing it right.
     
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    You were so asking for it right then.:biggrin1:
     
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    Is there a code to make your screen roll its eyes? I didn't mean THAT pumping. I meant THAT pumping *insert a malicious grin here*
     
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    Oooo ... a troll! And a jealous one at that.
     
  16. madame_zora

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    No shit! I think the "study" that says it only burns a couple hundred calories must be going by the "average" four minute fuck and that sure won't get you skinny OR satisfied, for that matter.
     
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    Pardon, your extremely short dick is showing.
     
  18. Matthew

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    From the number of his posts in the last 24 hours and the laughable level of bitterness, I'm guessing 2 inches.
     
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    *zips up pants*
     
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    If you're not jealous, then why are you here?
     
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