Sex as exercise?

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So, after a hot-and-sweaty session today, I thought to myself "I'm sweating more than when I work out." That, oddly, made me wonder what is the aerobic/exercise value of sex? Strange question, but I wonder if there is a value? Would an overweight or out of shape person have problems with heavy topping? Weird thread, for sure, but somehow interesting ...
 

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amhersthungboi said:
So, after a hot-and-sweaty session today, I thought to myself "I'm sweating more than when I work out." That, oddly, made me wonder what is the aerobic/exercise value of sex? Strange question, but I wonder if there is a value? Would an overweight or out of shape person have problems with heavy topping? Weird thread, for sure, but somehow interesting ...

Actually, I remember, not on this site, but others, this very thread. I don;t have a link handy right now, BU ti remember reading, according to actual metabolic measurements done, that sex is actually about the most energetic aerobic excercise there is! It burns more calories per unit time than any other form of excercise. So, as long as your health is up to it, go for as many marathon sessions as you can--it's good for your health! If I find an appropriate link, I'll post it later.
 

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Sorcerer said:
I remembering wanting to diet down to start my "modeling career" (which was very short) and I spent the summer fucking and fucking: amazing what shape I was in!


Seems like a chicken and egg thing to me, Sorc. You were probably a hottie before hand, which is why you got participants for all that fucking and fucking.

Meanwhile, screw the Elliptical, I'm gonna screw my to a six pack instead!!! :biggrin1:
 

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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories


PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
 

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amhersthungboi said:
Seems like a chicken and egg thing to me, Sorc. You were probably a hottie before hand, which is why you got participants for all that fucking and fucking.

Meanwhile, screw the Elliptical, I'm gonna screw my to a six pack instead!!! :biggrin1:
"fuck and suck you way to a slimmer new you"
I can hear it now on late night infomercials
 

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Sorcerer said:
"fuck and suck you way to a slimmer new you"
I can hear it now on late night infomercials

And of course, I'll be the before pictures and Sorcerer will be all the "afters".
 

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Sex IS an exercise. It activates many muscles, and since that's done with rhythmic motions, it's the best kind of workout. Also, it's definetly more fun that pumping iron in a gym, and variety is guaranteed.

What's making the candy bitter is that sex is an advanced workout method, it's bettern when you already have a good degree of fitness. But as supplementary training, it's more than suitable.
 

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Spladle said:
Sex only counts as exercise if you're doing it right.

No shit! I think the "study" that says it only burns a couple hundred calories must be going by the "average" four minute fuck and that sure won't get you skinny OR satisfied, for that matter.
 

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madame_zora said:
Pardon, your extremely short dick is showing.

From the number of his posts in the last 24 hours and the laughable level of bitterness, I'm guessing 2 inches.