Sex at church

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  1. zsg2286

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    anybody ever get it on while at church????
     
  2. Ethyl

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    I once stuck my hand down my boyfriend's pants in the dark while watching a film in the sanctuary. :eek::biggrin1:
     
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    I picked out a few "hymns" but never "hims." :rolleyes:
     
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    Ever go to "confession" in those double phonebooth like things(cathoLICK church) and have the Priest treat it like a glory hole?
     
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    yes i loved playing in the bathroom at church
     
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    How come you waited over a year to become such a prolific poster? :confused:
     
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    My first sexual experience happened while I was waiting to be baptized. In the Southern Baptist tradition, baptisms happen at an older age; I was 8 years old. One of my best friends was also awaiting the same event. He came up to me, started playing with my dick through my baptismal gown. He then took my hand and put it on his so that I would play with it.
     
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    That was a fantasy of mine as a child,it never happend. We had this hot novisate <sp> and I had ADD.I do remember vacationing at a lake in the pocano moutains and every morning (6 am) these six HOT jesuit priests would go for a swim in there red speedos diving off the dock. Wonder if they were Jesuit issue speedos?
     
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    No... what the fuck is this shit? Who the hell would be so perverted as to want to have sex in a place of worship?
     
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    NO WAY...growing up a strict catholic, I always thought even thinking about sex in church would send me directly to hell!
     
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    Not just that (I also took a while to get posting so that is okay) but look at the topics he has started It's like Mem has a cousin.
     
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    I think he should have combined them in a giant poll. <DUCKING>:biggrin1:
     
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    Exactly... what is this shit. I've done some weird shit in my day. Even in 5th grade, in the classroom, teacher and class.... everything... but NEVER in church. (shuddering). There would have been some serious abuse by a priest... and I'm not talking about the good kind either!!!
     
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    Prolific or pornographic? Look at his other questions.

    No kidding. They'd sick the nuns on you if you did.

    NO WAY!! Mem at least has some tact about how and what he asks and will back them up from time to time.
     
  15. Eva

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    I've had the occasional illicit thought of having sex in a church but ultimately, it's not something I could ever really act out.

    I'm not religious, though my parents attempted to bring me up Catholic. (They've since left the church as well.) While I think the Catholic church certainly is screwed up in a lot of ways, the fact is that religion is a sacred thing to people. I have a small (not Catholic) altar at home and I'd be pretty fucked off if someone had sex atop it. I don't think I could disrespect someone else's sacred place of worship like that.
     
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    Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.
     
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    What if you don't believe in hell? Do you not think that God created sex? With such a whole world of problems that God has to deal with, why would he/she care were people have sex? As long as noone is getting hurt, who cares?
     
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    I'm a little surprised that the views are so strong concerning the sanctity of a church. A college professor friend of mine has spent a good portion of his career exploring eroticism (hetero- and homo-) in religious art (poetry, painting, sculpture). It's amazing how over-the-top dripping in gushing torrents of purple passion much of what is now looked at as classic religious art (and, presumably, sterile due to its religiosity) once was. There are even some saints whose religious revelations were likely more auto-erotic obsessions (based on things like Jesus' passion, bodily wounds, etc) than saint-like behavior.

    That said, in college, one of my paramours and I had some multi-orgasmic frolics in what was once a congregational chapel that had long-since been de-sanctified and was used as a college meeting/performance space. Still had the taboo feeling (especially since we had to break in to access it).
     
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    Awesome.

    *gets in queue*
     
  20. Eva

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    So you wouldn't mind if I fucked a hooker on your mother's grave?

    It's a matter of respect dude.
     
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