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Kind of sort of. I saw a homeless couple doing the deed outside the church on a main street in San Francisco. They were totally lost in the act. I don't think they even noticed traffic going by.
 

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Everyone will have their own opinion on this topic--based on values, morals, how the catholic church damaged you, ---you get my drift. For me it is sacred and like Eva said, it is for me about respect. I wouldn't do it, but if I saw it happening I would have to take into account that we all have a difference of opinions. I would be disguisted, but that is my stuff and I would have to deal with it.

Rico now steps off the soap box and passes it to the next in line.
 

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Anyone catch the series opener of Californication?

Duchovny's getting a hummer from a nun in the transept and holds his hand up to block the eyes of Christ on the crucifix. Hilarious.

I've never had sex inside the church, but I've had several encounters on church and (Catholic) school grounds. Can I get in line behind Bliss? :wink:
 

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So you wouldn't mind if I fucked a hooker on your mother's grave?

It's a matter of respect dude.

Dear, If you wanna fuck a hooker on my mother's grave you certainly can. She has been dead for a long time now! While her ashes may rest there, she remains in my heart and mind; two places you and your hooker could never have sex at.

PS If you and your hooker do fuck on her grave, please at least bring flowers! Otherwise your just plain tacky.
 

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Sex in the church is a one way ticket to Hell. Do not pass go, do not go to purgatory, do not collect $200 out of the offering plate.

Oh wow! Really??? You get to collect $200 on your way to hell? Thats sounds cool, what can you buy down there? Is this what they tell you at church?

Im so naive when it comes to these religious stuff, I was never brought up religious, so have no clue what so ever. I have only been to a church as a tourist, but only found homeless go there to sleep on a hot summer afternoon, so wasn't really a kodak moment for a tourist. Not many people around here goes to church, I always thought they are a bit outdated and science has come so far since the bible was written.

But now Im kinda curious about this money thing, never thought they have that concept of money even in hell, do they preach you about credit cards etc, is it really like the ads you can use your Visa anywhere?

Even I don't believe in it, but apparently Im going to hell, so maybe just incase I should start thinking about saving not just for my retirement but for my time in hell :D
 

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Never in a sanctuary, but I have had various kinds of sex on the
grounds and in non-sanctified buildings.

Of course, there were the times, when in the Boy Youth Choir, we
horsed around and tried to grab each other in the crotch, goose
each other, or give wedges to get each other in trouble with the
choir master. When I was a little older and a member of the Coed
Youth Choir, we did the very same things, but with both girls and
boys participating. Lots of fun!

At one time, I thought I wanted to be a priest. During those years
there were a number of sexual encounters with both seminarians and priests. I'm not proud of my actions during that time, and since have
greatly regretted them.
 

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I did do "it" in the basement of a church with an old gf. I was married at the time....so it was adultery in a church....wow talk about big time sins...... But it did not really count because it was not a Catholic church...I was raised Catholic and it was in a Lutheran Church. You know what Lutherans are....Catholics who have looser rules, should's not commandment's and do not believe in the infallibility of the Pope. Hope I did not offend any one out there.... I am politically incorrect and culturally insensitive.
 

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I had sex many times in the house the nuns used to live in for the catholic school accross the street. I think it would be uber hillarious to have sex on a church property... I hear the kids at the daycare there now screaming out their ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and I totally stop and loose my mood.
 

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when I was 9 years of age I ass fucked a Bishop in front of the congregation...while thy sat there and jerkd off...... is this the type of story the OP is looking for...?
 

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LOL Never did have sex at church...
although I did see a lot of huge boners stick out of pants when it came
time to "rise" and sing...and on occasions saw some guys sitting with
huge boners under their suit jackets too.
Guess there's a lot of horny guys wherever you go!
I have a feeling that if this thread was entitled "horny at church"...
there would be different answers! LOL
 

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No... what the fuck is this shit? Who the hell would be so perverted as to want to have sex in a place of worship?
You Folks are whack, sex is now a sin? HOW DARE YOU in a place of worship.BLAH BLAH.Please, Now the devil is going to get my soul! (Do do do do do,do do do do) Aahh 666.
 

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Sex in a confessional booth seems to be a common forbidden fantasy among people, as it always is made fun of in movies such as Euro Trip and as such, including sex with priets and nuns and so on. It is just the whole forbidden aspect I think is the turn on, rather than the actual place itself as with everything that is made a no no, if it is off limits then it is only made all the more inviting.
 

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Sex in a confessional booth seems to be a common forbidden fantasy among people, as it always is made fun of in movies such as Euro Trip and as such, including sex with priets and nuns and so on. It is just the whole forbidden aspect I think is the turn on, rather than the actual place itself as with everything that is made a no no, if it is off limits then it is only made all the more inviting.

I'd rather have sex in the sacristy. At least I know where the booze is kept. :biggrin1:
 

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What about those whom the Catholic Church did NOT hurt? Sometimes you just gotta wonder about all this anti-religion/Church shit!