Sex in an MRI.

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by NYC8", Apr 11, 2006.

  1. NYC8"

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    I'm surprised it took scientists this long to want to see the real "goings-on." And who says geeks never get laid?

    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/sex_in_the_mri.php#more

    Of course there are the actual MRI pictures. They're... unexpected. The guy's dick looks way more bent than I think I had accepted as happening during sex. Though the blogmaster says that may be a result of fucking inside the MRI, and not "normal." What you can't blame on the MRI, though, is that the woman's whole uterus moves when she cums. Who knew?

    Before you get to the pics, though, read the experimental methods.

    They did not foresee that the men wouldn't be able to get it up
    --in a doctor's office (think of those hideous white fluorescent lights)
    --with science geeks watching and listening
    --inside an MRI tube, a piece of scary medical equipment which is basically a coffin without cushions and most people only ever see if there is already something wrong with them. Remember, when you have sex inside an MRI, you're having sex with everyone who was ever in that MRI and with all of their horrible tumors too.
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    what a terribly proactive and useful employment of time and resources
     
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    Tell me my tax dollars aren't paying for that!!
     
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    These scientist people! Always have the greatest pick-up lines, and the most revolutionary ideas for nude shots.

    "Hey, wanna have a sagittal image of my P close to ur U?"

    or

    "Hey, maybe you'd like to see my new Gyroscan S-15?"

    I remember when I was in hospital once, I overheard two technicians conversation, apparently about a permanent loss of X-Ray images. The one said a number of those had showed up again: IN THE DOCTORS' LOCKERS! Now what kind of a fetish is that?!?
     
  6. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I've had an MRI. I was so claustrophbic that my dick ran for the hills. It's got to be one of the least sexy places I've ever been.
     
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    I saw a special on cable where they showed these. I don't know that we need MRIs to tell us this, but hey...

    Also--what Sorceror said.
     
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    Certainly a penetrating view.
     
  9. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Hey,

    If it takes me two tranquilizers to keep me from screaming in that thing ( and I dont mean out of pleasure) There would be NO WAY. I dont care if it were with the finest man God ever created! A good time is not had by all!

    Naughty
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Claire,

    You may be joking, but I wouldnt doubt it for a minute! I will never forget the time I was in the emergency room and I heard some young doctors talking at the top of their lungs about another patient, "Damn man ! Did you see the size of the knockers on that one?" Not my idea of bedside manner or should I say manners?

    Naughty
     
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    Naughty, I wish I was joking, but those were two female technicians, and the conversation really took place. The whole time they spent shooting X-rays of my ribcage I was musing about the question what little pervert was jacking his dick at the sight of pictures of bones and tissue.
     
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    It's old news, but very, very weird what actually happens inside people.

    I just have to say. YAY! I'M NOT A GEEK!
     
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