Sex In Public.

[13788]

wvalady1968: [quote author=oldman9x7 link=board=sex;num=1065915296;start=0#19 date=10/18/03 at 12:28:04]A joke that' sorta on topic -

These two are ar a football game and it has turned quite cool.  The man has a blanket and offers to share with the young lady.  They have been talking and he has introduced himself as Ira Cohen.  She has told him that she works as an artist's model.  Being comfortable in the blanket he asks,
"I've heard that models are required to shave - uh - down there.  Is that true?"
She:  "Yes, that is so."
He:  "Well, you haven't worked for awhile, have you?"
She:  "No!  And your name is NOT Cohen!"

                             Gramps[/quote]

 

[13788]

gigantikok: Closest I've gotten to, with my limited sexual experience, is a blowjob while driving in my old car. It wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be, and on top of that I didnt want to climax.

Orgasm + Driving = Car Accident

 

[Pecker]

"Um...hello, officer. Excuse me while I adjust myself here." *zipping sound*

"Was she giving me a blowjob? Well, sir, it's not what you think."

"I am being serious, officer! I have this condition."

"Yes, sir. Condition. You see, I have a prosthetic leg. It's the very newest thing - it's inflatable."

"Yes, officer, inflatable."

"But mine has this slow leak, see, and periodically my partner has to blow it back up for me or I can't reach the gas pedal."

"Um....blow into what for you? Oh the breathalyzer."

*sighing*

"Yes, officer."

 

[13788]

dfox7.3x5: Pecker's exchange reminds me of the automatic-pilot scene in "Airplane!" That movie's still a riot.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

CockWorship - FUCKING HOT!!!

 

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

This scares the shit out of me lately. Syddykiddy and I watched a guy get arrested at the nude beach in Sandy Hook for getting a blow job behind his wind screen....talk about ruining your life.

 

[ShannonH]

Ate a girl out in a horse stall in a barn during a party. This was back when I was 15 and couldn't handle my alcohol yet

 

[distance]

Not embarrassing particularly, but memorable: in 1999 I hooked up regularly with a guy along the banks of the Seine in Paris, and we were observed many times. But being Paris, people watched a bit then moved on, completely unperturbed. His name was Eriq, and I wish I could find his contact info!

 

[rbkwp]

THINK
8 years ago when this thread was started
dont think, there were so many/if any vids around re sex in public
few purpose companys specializing in such porn vids of late .. bit contrived some i have seen, others appear quite believable location wise?

 

[D_Richard Lugie]

Almost been caught at home by my parents a few times, one time in a parking lot a guy walked by, dont think he could see us naked though haha.

 

[Countryguy63]

Ok, had to be there...... with ex wife and another couple, inside a extra large portapotty and a Rodeo kick off BBQ. :redface:

Standing ovation when we came out :biggrin1:

 

[CraigS41]

I think it was 1999, I was at a "Nude Beach" (Not Officially) in Edmounds, WA. I was laying on a huge piece of driftwood (Shaped Like A Lounge chair), under a few trees cause I burn too easy in the sun. I was just relaxing and watching all of the naked men walking around. I tend to get hard with very little encouragment ;-)

One hot and hung (Ended up being at least 7.5 and pretty thick) man came up and started to talk too me, and as we talked he started to get hard too. He let me stroke and suck his cock while he played with my ass. When he was fully hard, he asked if he could fuck me, I smiled BIG and said YES. He fucked me for a good 45 minutes. By the time he came, I was just finishing my 3rd load. When we lokked up we had about 7-10 guys watching, stroking, and shooting their loads all around us.

That was a year or 2 before they started to patrol and arrest men for not only being there, but also for being there nude. Probably didn't help that Amtrack trains went by there a few times a day.

Craig

 

[B_bottom3inch]

i was trashed at a friends party and so i went upstairs to lay down well the next thing i know theres this black guy telling me to lay on my back and spread my legs so i did next thing i know he has his finger in my ass and is massaging my anus and lubing my asshole up well next thing i know the whole party is up in the room including people i know some people started cheering fuck em next thing i know i have this huge black cock fucking me infront of 40 or more people he fucked me for a while probably 30-45 minutes with all these people including a girl i liked and friends ive known for years my sister and her boyfriend saw it also. i must have finally past out. the next day friends are showing me pictures of me getting fucked and some people video recorded it on camera i was so embarrassed because no one knew i was bi hell i didnt even really know it. it took me awhile to hang around those friends again and come to find out later i found out one of my friends found out i was bi courios and told the black guy at the party that was gay that i was a bi bottom and wanted him to fuck me well he did just that. theres a picture of me getting fucked by him in MY PHOTOS you cant miss it. feel free to tell me what you think. i was more embarrassed because i could here people saying comments about how small my penis was. and some people were laughing. im only about 3 3/8 hard and when soft my penis can suck in my crotch which because i was drunk i was very soft when i was getting fucked. i was more embarassed about people seeing my cock then people seeing me take dick.