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Sex is kinda gross

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by THEDUDEofDestiny, Mar 29, 2010.

  1. THEDUDEofDestiny

    THEDUDEofDestiny Experimental Member

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    Remember when you were five and you had your first romantic feelings for that curte girl or boy in your class and you spent all of play time with them sat nect to each other in the semi-circle and then, in the case of us straight men, spent the next several years making fun of them and playing mean tricks so your friends wouldnt think you were gay for liking a girl? Imagine if someone had told you at that tender age that one day you would eat out that special someone's anus? I'd have been all sick, gross, no way. Now I eat out the assholes of girls I'm not even attracted to just cause I'm bored/drunk. It really makes you think.
     
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  3. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    i'm blowing minds here
     
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    I think you just divided by zero...
     
  5. dolfette

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    i always thought so too.

    almost as gross as eating! you mash the food up, mix it with a gob full of spit, swallow it down, melt it in acid, let all the germs in your gut have at it and soak up what they puke up.
     
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    thats about right ^
     
  7. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    i mean i love pooping, but i cant just do it cause im bored. i have to be hungover
     
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    Maybe I am prude but I will not put my mouth on an anus...or a pussy for that matter. That is just NASTY!
     
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    If you've never done it, how do you know? I'd much rather kiss a woman between the legs than on the mouth.:tongue:
     
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    Jeeze! Thanks for sharing that with us, Dude! I know some folks are into rimming, but I try not to think about it too often.

    One woman - about 30 years older than me - told me she just can't understand why people my age put their mouths on other people's crotches. To her, that was just plain yucky. She could not think of any other word for it but "yucky". I told her oral sex is a lot of fun - both for the receiver and the giver.
     
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    Sorry DudeofD..... You and I should chat. Funny guy. Caught me on a 5 beer night. (other thread reference)

    But you're right. Sex is gross.

    Unless you find the nastiest of the nasty a total turn on... it happens
     
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    I would just as soon lick the bait box on my boat. :eek:
     
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    Nothing wrong with licking and sucking pussy, as long as it's freshly washed. Been doing it for years with many women: delightful and very, very intimate. When it's that time of the month I change my style, just concentrating on her clit until she comes. And then we fuck.

    Rimming was something I didn't think I would go for until a girl did it to me without prompting. It was so good that I couldn't help but do it to her, hoping it was as nice to her as it was to me. Since that time I became a convert.
     
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    And the reason you posted?
     
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    it's weird...i never had this problem as a kid. never was mean to or teased the girls i liked or thought they were "icky" or thought anything i found out about sex sounded gross. which is one of the primary things i blame for girls not being interested in me now. :p
     
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    ^ lol keep tryin
     
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    lol...i don't think thoughts get anymore random than this one
     
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    I don't eat ass...that's just unhygienic!

    I've always been attracted to girls though. I had the closest thing you could get to sex when I was 8. I had a harem of neighbourhood girls who would 'make out' with me, usually in garden sheds.

    I remember I went to the ice cream van one day and the girl from next door shouted my name. I turned around and she lifted her skirt up and flashed me.

    Sadly my teenage years were drier than a desert fire. Which seems a bit paradoxical to me.

    I've always liked girls and I suppose the idea and the "premise" of sex although there was a time when vaginas scared me. But up close they're not as scary as they [can] look.
     
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    The question is, do you want her to do it to you?

    BTW I think the subject line should be "Salad tossing is kinda gross" ... why does SEX have to be gross?
     
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    Is it weird if I don't think sex is gross?
     
  21. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    oh yeah because five year old me would have been thrilled at the idea of putting his pee pee in her pee pee. that is what i called both of those things at five.
     
  22. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    petite ever since i found out about your vaginal talents ive been angry with your boyfriend
     
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    yes. yes you are. :tongue:
     
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    There's actually a name for this, it's called reaction formation. Reaction formation is a defensive process (defense mechanism) in which anxiety-producing or unacceptable emotions and impulses are mastered by exaggeration (hypertrophy) of the directly opposing tendency.

    I could never find sex gross. I don't even think anal play is gross as long as I'm/he's (or she's) fastidiously clean.
     
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    yeah but clean sex is boring.
     
  26. THEDUDEofDestiny

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    i said in the op i often eat asshole because im bored. if im not constantly on edge that her anus might not be clean, i'll just be a bored guy with his tongue in an asshole and have only made my situation worse
     
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    The ass is and entrance, not an exit.
     
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    luv tha booty
     
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    i was thinking the same thing...i guess maybe it depends on what you're doin...
     
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    Or who you're doin'... :smile:
     
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