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For me personally based on feedback from satisfied customers, I believe with my slightly upward bent banana I do my best work in the missionary position or her facing me riding me. The upward curve in the Doggie requires more re-positioning and me coming down at a different angles resulting in the occasional series of unwanted pussy farts which can be a turn off for some women.

Doggie and reverse cowgirl for me personally are highly inefficient positions based upon the characteristics of my operating system. Reverse cowgirl for me also results in frequent dangerous "slippage" incidents, in one case resulting an audible pop coming from the cock region. I have permanently banned this position from my menu since one near catastrophic incident which resulted in a broken dick string (a tear in my frenulum).

According to my female counterparts (wives, gfs and friends w/benefits) that I have coupled with and compared notes, guys that hook down do best at doggie and reverse cowgirl opposite positions I excel at. I have very few data points on dead straight angle cock from my counterparts other than in one instance where it looked bigger but but did not adequately max out capacity

Pretty sure my torn rotator cuff were as a result of being overly a mbitious and optimistic with standing positions and misjudging the dead lift requirement for a partner (even if she does only weigh 110 pounds) that while not caused by the cock specifications may have been attributable to compensating center of balance, weight, etc.
 
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Does anyone notice straight penis is more versatile then a curve or bent penis when it comes to sex positions?
My penis has been straight (as I am I ;)) my entire active sexual life, so I can only speak from that perspective. The only positions that have ever caused me any trouble are the spooning-entering-her-from-behind, and reverse cowgirl positions.

An old girlfriend enjoyed all the 'standard' positions but every once in a while she wanted me to enter her from behind while we were lying down on the bed. I had no belly to speak of and her delightful butt was just the right size, but unless I backed my torso away from her, I found I would slip out of her quite often. What worked was basically doggy style, but on our sides.

Reverse cowgirl could get uncomfortable for me, because the woman is learning forward, forcing my erection downwards. Regular cowgirl always feels sooo much better and I'm lucky that all the women I've been with enjoyed that position more!
 

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Great subject and informative. I'm a full stander with inward curve (or "banana). My experience has been that the two best positions for both myself and my partners is good old standard missionary where I can control all contact and stimulation at the vaginal hot spots. Conversely, I love to just lay on my back and get fucked by being straddled so she can take it how she wants and use it in whatever way is best for her. I don't really have any problem with doggie when we're both on our knees but standing at the edge of the bed and going in from behind the vaginal position gets critical. I generally agree with 6inchcock above.
 
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