sex records

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    I don't know if this is true but...

    1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

    2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

    3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

    4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

    5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

    6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

    7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

    8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

    9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

    10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12
     
  2. arliss

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    interesting
     
  3. Dazza

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    Fact 5 is dubious I think.

    The average ejaculate is anywhere from 1-5mls.
    If we assume that all the guys she blew ejaculated 5mls each then we can calculate that she had 960ml/5ml = 192 ejaculates in her stomach

    It seems doubtful that she blew that many men. Of course 5ml is an optimistic average ejaculate, it could be lower in which case she had over 200 men at least.

    Why and how?

    If the average blow job took 5mins that would mean she was blowing men for 5minsx200=1000mins, or 16.6hrs

    That seems unlikely to say the least

    Also the stomach empties itself fairly rapidly - for a liquid meal after about 2hrs there will be minimal volume left in the stomach. This would mean that she would have had to have drunk considerably more that 1 litre for there to be that much in her stomach when it was pumped


    So the 'fact' that she had .96 litres of seminal fluid in her stomach seems like nonsense. And why were the doctors pumping her stomach? Semen is not toxic and there would be no medical reason for pumping her stomach. HIV is destroyed in the acid environment of the stomach so I doubt it was for that reason.

    The only possible explanation I can theorize is that she either raided a sperm bank and drank 200 semen samples. Or she raided a farm and drank 1.7 pints of bull semen (they produce a lot)
     
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    Wouldn't that be 11'5"?
     
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    very interesting to know
     
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    Its a sad, sad world when kids as young as 12 are having kids
     
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    Thats one orgasm every 26.86 seconds! Sounds more like she was having a fit! lol.

    Did she really enjoy them? That many sounds exhausting.
     
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