Sex @ the Theatre

[D_Andy_Whorewall]

Back in the day, I had a favorite pair of jeans that I cut the bottom out of the pockets.....

So on movie night, on they went. My GF would reach over and rub my exposed cock as it came out of the pocket, like a snake coming out of hole.

We ALWAYS took alot of napkins at the concession stand on our way in....but never any popcorn ! lol

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Someone previously mentioned a "popcorn box." I had a friend who quietly and secretly removed the round bottom of his popcorn container and inserted his now-hard dick up inside the popcorn. His girlfriend (not a steady) kept nibbling on the popcorn and finally felt of it. She screamed out loud, he jumped hitting the back of the seat in front of him and the couple sitting there got out of their seats, not knowing what was happening. I wish I had been there. I meant to ask if it was butter flavored. :wink:

 

[B_Monster]

What a bunch of pervs, :wink: like ive never done it, had a date once suck me off with this one dude bout 5 rows behind us, it was exciting thinking he might be watching, id guess he knew cause i was squirming in my seat esp when she got me off:wink:, YeeHaw!

 

[SpitFireWheels]

I used to work at the movies when I was younger.. I can't stress how gross it was to find people doing nasty stuff in the chairs. It's not at all like in the movies and if you get caught you're so beyond screwed, especially if there are children anywhere in the theater. It's really not fun catching people doing that while doing a theater check.. I used to walk up behind people and poke them with the pointy end of a broom hanle Some of the people were pretty nasty looking and we really didn't need to see that

 

[B_Monster]

I used to work at the movies when I was younger.. I can't stress how gross it was to find people doing nasty stuff in the chairs. It's not at all like in the movies and if you get caught you're so beyond screwed, especially if there are children anywhere in the theater. It's really not fun catching people doing that while doing a theater check.. I used to walk up behind people and poke them with the pointy end of a broom hanle Some of the people were pretty nasty looking and we really didn't need to see that

Its still hot to do it! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

Yes. it was the only way my girlfriend at the time could keep me from walking out of Desperately Seeking Susan. Of course once the act was over, we left. Even though she did keep trying to get another rise out of me, Madonna took care of any libido I might have had left.

.

yep then you turned gay right? :wink:

 

[D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn]

That Brady Bunch movie got me hot too!...................Mr Ed

true, i loved the scene when the next door neighbor woman tells one of the kids that she'll be happy to unwrap the father's package. :biggrin1:

 

[lorne]

My girlfriend either likes a movie or doesnt and if she gets bored she decides she wants my attention. Ive got everything from hand jobs and blowjobs in kinda full showings. I have had sex in empty theatres, best time to is a Wednesday matinées in either dollar theatres or the super sized ones because you can sit so far away from everyone

 

[biggunlover]

Handjobs mostly and probably lots of them, didn't want to take the chance on getting caught and getting banned. Have had guy sitting in front of us' girl sit down beside me momentarily and put her hand on my cock but immediately realized it, and embarrassingly get up and move up one row. That's only happened once many years ago but it happened. My wife didn't know she had put her hand on my cock.....there would have been some genuine whippass going on there if she knew.

 

[krazy_keith]

this sounds crazy buts it is true...

i was meeting up with a swingers couple at a bar, and then they took me to a porn theater
after a little bit of watching the movie she asked me if she could play with her toy, which she meant me.
i told her thats what im here for isnt it
so she got on her knees and started sucking me off
the other folks around us noticed and started watching.

she got really horny so she took my hand and walked me to the front of the theater.
she took the pillows off the couches and put them up on the stage / platform and she had me fucked her up there in front of everyone.
ive always wanted to be a porn star and this was the closest ive gotten to doing so.
that night i found out she was a squirter which made things even better since ive been wanting to be with a squirter ever since i saw the videos online

so far now ive fucked her on 3 different porn theater couches and stages for all the viewers to see.

 

[Channelwood]

Full blown, legs in the air, moaning groaning steamy sex on two separate occasions with different women backstage at a theater. But only because I had the key and it was a convenient place for a rendezvous. No spectators nearby.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

A double feature............

 

[badboybryce]

What a bunch of pervs, :wink: like ive never done it, had a date once suck me off with this one dude bout 5 rows behind us, it was exciting thinking he might be watching, id guess he knew cause i was squirming in my seat esp when she got me off:wink:, YeeHaw!

So that was you that I saw? :joke: That must've been amazing!

 

[B_Monster]

So that was you that I saw? :joke: That must've been amazing!

Its nice to know a hot man from lpsg was watching!!!

 

[badboybryce]

Its nice to know a hot man from lpsg was watching!!!

LOL

 

[bigguyatlanta]

Well, I can tell you many stories about this subject. I have managed movie theatres since 1979. I have seen a lot. I have even had sex with a few of the customers when I ran regular movie theatres! I work at a porn place now. Funny......theatres have a lot of locked places....lol.....

One of the funniest things happened 15 years ago. I was always close to my ushers and doormen; I always liked having all those handsome guys around! Anyway, one night I was in my office doing paper work and one of my young ushers came rushing in and said: "Wow....guess what Mr. So & so....." I ask what? He replied: "my girl friend just gave me a great blow job in the back of theatre #7!" I told him that he needed to take that elsewhere....lol....However, I was being a hipocrite.....and thought it was HOT!!!

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

this sounds crazy buts it is true...

i was meeting up with a swingers couple at a bar, and then they took me to a porn theater
after a little bit of watching the movie she asked me if she could play with her toy, which she meant me.
i told her thats what im here for isnt it
so she got on her knees and started sucking me off
the other folks around us noticed and started watching.

she got really horny so she took my hand and walked me to the front of the theater.
she took the pillows off the couches and put them up on the stage / platform and she had me fucked her up there in front of everyone.
ive always wanted to be a porn star and this was the closest ive gotten to doing so.
that night i found out she was a squirter which made things even better since ive been wanting to be with a squirter ever since i saw the videos online

so far now ive fucked her on 3 different porn theater couches and stages for all the viewers to see.

HOT story! What did the husband do while you were performing?

 

[tbnd_95678]

An ex-gf and I went to the drive-in. I think the movies were "Straight Talk" with Dolly Parton and "Beethoven". Needless to say we didn't watch either movie.