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Has anyone on here (presumably in the UK) messed with a chav or scally? Although I am straight, I cant help but feel intrigued as to what these a**holes are packing. They are sometimes sexy hot, but all of the time scum. Why are they such pricks? Is it cockiness, have they got a big package? Or are they compensating for their smaller dicks?
I wouldnt be surprised if there were even a few on here lol

For our American friends, check this link out. It will tell you what a chav is. I cant identify an American equivlant because they are so unique to the UK. But US guys get back with similar experiences.

Chav - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
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Being from the US I cannot comment on the UK variety of this species but in my experiences with the US variety - cock size has varied. One was hung, the other average. Both were fun in bed.

Has anyone on here (presumably in the UK) messed with a chav or scally? Although I am straight, I cant help but feel intrigued as to what these a**holes are packing. They are sometimes sexy hot, but all of the time scum. Why are they such pricks? Is it cockiness, have they got a big package? Or are they compensating for their smaller dicks?
I wouldnt be surprised if there were even a few on here lol

For our American friends, check this link out. It will tell you what a chav is. I cant identify an American equivlant because they are so unique to the UK. But US guys get back with similar experiences.

Chav - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

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So it's like having sex with someone from the projects or government subsidized housing? No I can't say I've ever done that.
 

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Chavs are beyond vile!

They are among the reasons I chose to leave the UK.

Frankly I think they are responsible for the social and moral decline (if not the decay) of the UK as a whole. The UK would be well rid of them! They should be shown for the thick, rough arsed, bottom feeders they are instead of 'embracing' them as modern cultural icons.

In case I'm not clear, I bloody hate the pikey bastards.
 
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Chavs are beyond vile!

They are among the reasons I chose to leave the UK.

Frankly I think they are responsible for the social and moral decline (if not the decay) of the UK as a whole. The UK would be well rid of them! They should be shown for the thick, rough arsed, bottom feeders they are instead of 'embracing' them as modern cultural icons.

In case I'm not clear, I bloody hate the pikey bastards.

What's so bad about them?
 

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What's so bad about them?

Basically... they're scum.

YouTube - Chav Scum

They're the fourteen years olds that tell you to 'Go fuck off and die ya cunt!' without provocation, while chain smoking, getting pissed up on cheap canned cider and trashing peoples cars.

They have little or no value for education.

They sponge off the state and act like it's their God given right as they're obversely too good to go out and get a job.

They aspire to be nothing more than they already are.

YouTube - Vicky gets a visit from the social worker
 

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I've never sunk low enough to go with a chav so can't say if they're hung or not (I very highly doubt they would be) but I have done a couple of chavettes and they're not as slutty as they look.
 

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I have always liked chav types. I spent a lot of time in london at one point and I think I leked them bc they were so different from what I expected londoners to be, ie classless. For some reason I like these dilinquent types, mafiosos, and fobs, and wiggers (for lack of a better word). IDK why.
 

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Well, I thought I'd had an anonymous encounter with a chav a few years ago - baseball cap, sports gear, gold jewelery, etc. Except he was in his thirties and the nipple rings didn't seem to quite go with the image. Gave good head though. Anyway, a few weeks later at the same spot there he was in a smart business suit. Seems he was into various costumes.

But I don't equate chavs with yobs or thugs, necessarily. In fact, I'd say they are slightly aspirational (even though they're getting it wrong). As opposed to scally lads.

There's a British porn company, Targa, that specialises is scally lad porn and I don't think they use the word chav in their publicity, or feature much Burberry check. More football kit than sweat-suits.
 
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Yes, I have had sex with a chav, and I'm ashamed to say, in a public toilet. I was back from Uni and stopped to relief myself. I saw this gorgeous chav showing all he was packing down below (it was about 8 inches, semi!). I took the urinal next to his, and he made a sign so that I'd follow him. He went into a bar and up to the toilets. I followed him into a cubicle and we fucked there. Guess what? At the end he asked me for money! I said I didn't have any, so he said "show me your walet". Suffice to say he left with my only £20, as I was scared for my life when he turned agressive. Still, it was hot, though.
For those who live in London, you'll find this place by Westminster Uni, oposite Madame Tussaud's. The "upstairs" toilet is in that blue bar at Baker Street station. Nuff said!
 
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OMG, is that the soccer-themed bar above the station, or the "Globe" pub opposite? Either would be an unlikely arena for a gay pick-up. But chav encounter, yes.
 

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Has anyone on here (presumably in the UK) messed with a chav or scally? Although I am straight, I cant help but feel intrigued as to what these a**holes are packing. They are sometimes sexy hot, but all of the time scum. Why are they such pricks? Is it cockiness, have they got a big package? Or are they compensating for their smaller dicks?
I wouldnt be surprised if there were even a few on here lol

For our American friends, check this link out. It will tell you what a chav is. I cant identify an American equivlant because they are so unique to the UK. But US guys get back with similar experiences.

Chav - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


So would you call anyone working class with a local accent who dresses like that a chav??

I know a lot of young people who dress young or street and to look at them you would think they were chavs or rudeboys as we say!!!

but actually some of them are really nice!! Its a silly stereotype...only some people like that are scum and for most people like that its just an image!!

and yeah I hear a lot of the young lads round my way are quite hung!! Lol...although noooo I haven't fucked any of em...well yet!! Lol!!
 

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For those who live in London, you'll find this place by Westminster Uni, oposite Madame Tussaud's. The "upstairs" toilet is in that blue bar at Baker Street station. Nuff said!

That'll be the Metropolitan Bar (the Wetherspoon's pub). Usually on a Friday and Saturday night they have a guy dispensing soap and hand towels in the gents, so I'd imagine that any 'fun' would be rather difficult!