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Bette said:
Why does anyone, well-educated or not, become a habitual drug abuser? Or drinker? It's all the same thing, it's called addiction, and everyone has their own reasons for being addicted to the drug of their choice, be it food or cociane, sex or alcohol. Self hate, self punishment, deep inescapable emotional pain, avoidance......

Back off the big guys, babe. Not every overweight person is addicted to food. There are three basic body types; Ectomorph, Endomorph and Mesomorph. Each has a different natural metabolism. Read up on it, and in the meantime if you don't like overweight guys get the hell off this thread.

For myself I don't have a preference for or against. I've dated two guys who could be considered obese but they carried it well. One was 6'4" and was in the 350lb range, the other 6'2" maybe 300lbs. Both built like grizzly bears. both on the large side of average, neither on scale of what you would see here.

One thing I've noticed all heavier guys have going for them is very strong legs. I LOVE strong thighs on a man. Whoo!
 

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Gillette said:
Back off the big guys, babe. and in the meantime if you don't like overweight guys get the hell off this thread.!

LMAO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? You look stupid, cos you obviously haven't followed all of the posts in the thread. If you do not possess positive reading comprehension skills, then a bulletin board is NOT a good place for you.
 

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Bette said:
LMAO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????

No need to yell, mate.

As for the OP: Nope, never have had sex with a fat guy, so I cannot really contribute.
 

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OBsessed said:
No need to yell, mate.

But apparently, Gillette doesn't read well, so I figured I'd help her out by emphasizing with CAPS.
 

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Bette said:
LMAO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? You look stupid, cos you obviously haven't followed all of the posts in the thread. If you do not possess positive reading comprehension skills, then a bulletin board is NOT a good place for you.

Maybe you should follow your own advice, Bette.
 

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Bette said:
LMAO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? You look stupid, cos you obviously haven't followed all of the posts in the thread. If you do not possess positive reading comprehension skills, then a bulletin board is NOT a good place for you.
How about manners? Do you think you could invest some time and energy in getting some manners? (I need not do so as I am both maniacal and mad). Gillette made an extremely valid point Being heavy is not necessarily a matter of cramming a ton of food into the face Certain people have a metabolism and other factors that make them more likely to be heavier and if you yourself Bette do not care for portly men then take your sad act elsewhere honey.
 

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It all depends on what you concider "fat" My boyfriend is 6'1 and around 300 lbs, and yes he's pudgy, built like the pillsbury doughboy. round belly but very thick muscular legs and arms, yet he's wonderfly hung at 8.5 inches. I myself could be concidered fat. being 5' 9" and weighing 215 lbs. but then again I've got 7.5 inches to show for it, who knows I might be able to get another half to an inch If I lose the pudge above my dick :) BTW the sex with him is wonderful.. giving and recieving.
 

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:eek: Bette, you ARE confrontational! :biggrin1:

I've read all of your posts to this thread and I have some sincere advice.

A couple of weeks ago I took offense to several posters replies to threads. In a fit of anger, I replied back by being offensive myself! Trust me, that is the wrong way to go! I even attacked the Moderator whose job it is to keep what goes on around here at a certain level of civility! He replied to my rant with advice to "chill out", at the time it only made me angrier and I then went on to offend him (quite unfairly!) My advice, Bette, is not to take immediate offense, or lash out in anger, at what people say to you! Many of the nicer people here (especially you, Gillette!:wink::smile:) are only trying to tell you that perhaps it would be better not to be so offensive in your opinions or posts.

As someone who is quite confrontational (at times) myself, I understand your defensive replies. Many times we think people are out to be jerks or smart asses when, in fact, they are only trying to help us out! Bette, I hope you will understand this and will not take my advice as my trying to be 'holier than thou'! Believe me, I am not! I have just had experience with this sort of stuff a few times in my short time here. I still find many things posted, offensive. However, I have decided just to let things go! You wanna know what I was offended by two weeks ago? It was people who had posted in threads about how much they didn't like those threads and their subjects! Bette, my advice to them was basically to move on if they don't have anything positive to contribute to a thread! Unfortunately (as Alex8 said) it was lost, because I also included in my advice offensive words to those posters!

Bette and Karmen: if you don't like fatboys, you don't have to be so cruel as to say that they are addicted to food, ugly, or that they don't take care of themselves! Maybe the old saying "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all", is something you two should consider when posting. Again, I'm not trying to pretend to be better than you two. I'm just speaking from experience!:redface::wink::smile:

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I just cannot believe that women would actually compete for this guy. Also, that white women would be stupid enough to be on the show, knowing that black women have that "Oh, no white woman will ever get my man!" attitude. I'm pretty confrontational, but even I would be scared to compete with those crazy black bitches. They would eat me alive, all ghetto, like I was a rotisserie chicken on a street corner pit.

Flav is a total loser. But he has money, so golddiggas aplenty! It's like all of the women have to cover up the fact that they are there for his money.

It's too bad he let Like That go, but the whole "big girl lingerie" thing was funny. He is such a small guy, there is no way that's a good match.

Bette, I already mentioned above what I think of your posts. However, since you were kind enough to acknowledge what I said to you, I will do the same.

I take offense to your characterization of black girls (especially the "all ghetto" and calling those girls "crazy black bitches"!) I know that you may have said it in jest, but I personally take offense to it! I am Hispanic and gay! I take stereotypes quite seriously, as I have seen the negative effects they have for minorities and gays! Again, try to be more positive in the future. It does one a whole lot better, believe me!:smile:

On the show: I agree with you, I don't see what these girls find attractive about Flavor Flav! He has a cute personality, but he has shown a darker side of himself many times! Overall, I like him, but in no way find him attractive!:biggrin1: I'm sure (as with all reality shows!) money and exposure, and the potential D-List celebrity one can achieve from being on a reality show is what is motivating many of these girls! To be fair though, VH-1 and Flavor Flav are using them only for their own gain, as well!

I hate most reality shows and most of the "stars" of them, but I see them for what they mostly are: cheap, mostly harmless, entertainment!:wink::biggrin1::smile:
 

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ManiacalMadMan said:
How about manners? Do you think you could invest some time and energy in getting some manners?

Awwwww, Mad Man, if you don't like my poor manners you should just ignore me. I promise I won't cry.

Being heavy is not necessarily a matter of cramming a ton of food into the face Certain people have a metabolism and other factors that make them more likely to be heavier and if you yourself

Let me guess. You've dealt with addiction before, and you believe that copout theory that addiction is somehow genetic, rather than taking responsibility for it yourself. Tsk tsk. How are those AA/NA/OA meetings working out for you?
 

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agnslz said:
I've read all of your posts to this thread and I have some sincere advice. Many of the nicer people here (especially you, Gillette!:wink::smile:) are only trying to tell you that perhaps it would be better not to be so offensive in your opinions or posts.

What makes you truly boring is your thirst for political correctness.

As someone who is quite confrontational (at times) myself, I understand your defensive replies.

Not defensive. Simply HONEST. And if you don't like what I have to say, please ignore my posts. Like I said...I won't cry. I'm not here to make friends. I have my own friends and family, I don't need a second set online.

Many times we think people are out to be jerks or smart asses when, in fact, they are only trying to help us out! Bette, I hope you will understand this and will not take my advice as my trying to be 'holier than thou'! Believe me, I am not! I have just had experience with this sort of stuff a few times in my short time here. I still find many things posted, offensive. However, I have decided just to let things go! You wanna know what I was offended by two weeks ago? It was people who had posted in threads about how much they didn't like those threads and their subjects! Bette, my advice to them was basically to move on if they don't have anything positive to contribute to a thread! Unfortunately (as Alex8 said) it was lost, because I also included in my advice offensive words to those posters!

Wow, what a freakin windbag! You just like to hear yourself talk. You just go on and on and on. Like a bad professor. Or therapist.

As far as all of this supposed hating goes...it's hilarious, as my initial reply is what really got the ball rolling on this thread. Perhaps before you all talk out of your assholes, you should read it first, cos y'all look ridiculous.
 

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Bette said:
What makes you truly boring is your thirst for political correctness.

His was not a thirst for political correctness I would say that it was about good manners. Try using them sometimes.


Bette said:
Like I said...I won't cry. I'm not here to make friends. I have my own friends and family, I don't need a second set online.


Just as well really isn't it.


Bette said:
Wow, what a freakin windbag! You just like to hear yourself talk. You just go on and on and on. Like a bad professor. Or therapist.

Feel better for that do you? IMO AGSNLZ's post was well composed polite and well intentioned. There was some pretty good advice contained in the post. Just a pity he wasted his time composing it for your benefit.

You come across as one of those poeple who just likes to stir it up and argue for the sheer hell of it. That's fine if that is what "floats your boat" just don't expect people to let you shit all over them and not retaliate.
 

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My reading comprehension is just fine, but thank you for your concern.

I have read all the posts on this thread and your initial reply elicited all of one response, and that only as an afterthought to the actual subject matter. Your "got the ball rolling" is delusion.

You're not here to make friends? Congratulations, then. I, for one, don't care whether or not you cry.
 

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Bette said:
What makes you truly boring is your thirst for political correctness.
Perhaps before you all talk out of your assholes, you should read it first, cos y'all look ridiculous.

I think that you need to read this Sticky posted by Pecker.
http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cetera/31670-announcement.html

If you can't be constructive here, then you need to find a different bulletin board.

We try to settle things nicely, but if not, we can help you find another board.

Enough please...
Thank You.
 

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nforrest said:
Has any of you ever had sex with a fat guy who has a huge cock? I am desperately curious to hear your stories.
Thanks

Interesting question. As a fatty myself (5'10" tall, 240 lbs, not well hung, average looking), I often wonder what the men I have had sex with find attractive about me. The only time I haven't enjoyed sex has been when my partner did not play along: the "I brought the penis, done my part" type!

BTW, this question reminded me of one of my favorite old jokes:

Why is sex with a fat man like a moped?

Both are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on them!

Rude, tasteless, and a bit of a bad pun; my favorite type of joke!:biggrin1:
 

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Gillette said:
http://www.lpsg.org/558801-post22.htmlsniggers*Petty of me? Yes.Amusing? Certainly.

That is the best you can come up with? Amateur! How's this for petty?

HEY GILLETTE!! I was thinking, you know how you have that outdated theme to your lpsg personality? You know, the screen name that matches up with the 1980's marketing strategy for a razor?? Well I was thinking, since you think you're soooooo cool, and since every woman here must of course want to be just like you, that I would change my sn to something equally outdated with a similarly corny sexual double entendre. I was thinking I would change my screen name to Maxwell House and my new "motto" and sig would be "Good to the Last Drop." Wouldn't that just be sooooo cool??

Maybe you really are from Nova Scotia, cos no one I know in the States would be corny enough to willingly use a 1980's commercial jingle ("Gillette...the best a man can get") as part of their online persona.
 

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Gillette said:
thank you for your concern.

I always make it my business to help others in need. I do not discriminate against the slow people.
 

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Rikter8 said:
We try to settle things nicely, but if not, we can help you find another board.

Hey maybe you're not aware of it, so I'll enlighten you as I enlightened others: There is an IGNORE function here. Use it.
 

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This BETTE person, most likely a frustrated queen,
needs to be BANNED immediately. Attacking others
on LPSG is NOT cool.

MODERATOR? Please remove the anal wart.
 

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thk8plus4u said:
Attacking others on LPSG is NOT cool..

I'm not attacking anyone. If you come at me with grace, I will reply with grace. If you come at me with ire, I will respond with ire. It's as simple as that. My posts here at lpsg illustrate this fact.

You know about the IGNORE function, don't you? If you don't like the way I present the truth, then you won't want to read my posts. So I invite you to click on that little button that says IGNORE POSTS BY BETTE.

Have a lovely day. :smile: