Sex with Fat Guys

[agnslz]

http://www.lpsg.org/558801-post22.html


*sniggers*

Petty of me? Yes.
Amusing? Certainly.

Aw, Gillette you beat me to it!:biggrin1: Petty of you? Hell no! This fat ugly bitch deserves it!:biggrin1: I can do you one better though!:wink: Amusing? Hell ya!!

Everyone also on myspace, this is Bette!:biggrin1:

You can get to her entire picture gallery from there, but....

Bette, speaking of the 80's, I always wondered what happened to Natalie from the Facts of Life!:biggrin1: Pigtails on pigs are hawt!

This one scares the hell out of me! You must sew all your buttons on with fishing line, right?!! Holstered saddlebags are also hawt!

Fat Bastard has an evil twin sister and she goes by the name of Bette!

LMFAO! Bette, honey, what are YOU talking about??!!!:wink::biggrin1:

Here I thought she was some crazy, bad-ass chick! Come to find out she's just some lame-ass amoeba!:biggrin1:

Bette, what's with all the mystery for you as to why people like fat guys? I'm sure all the guys (and girls too in your case!:wink that you've been with, have told you why they like fucking fat people, right? Or did they just tell you to be quiet, fuck you up the ass (with a bag over your head), and leave? Also, you must know a lot about OA meetings! 'Cause your fat ass IS addicted to food according to your own posts!:biggrin1: I mostly feel sorry for you, that (again, according to your own posts!), you are so unhappy in your life that you've had to resort to creating some bullshit laden, evil, online persona to make up for what I'm sure is your lonely, horrid existence in real life! Bette, I thought you were a dude! I've found out you are just a pig!:wink::biggrin1:

Why all the hostility towards Gillette? I thought you liked her, you even quoted a song from the singer Gillette in your reply to her defense of your fat, evil, ugly ass in your hideous "Just Joined" thread! Now I know why you only like guys with big dicks, they're the only ones long enough to reach your fat, stank pussy! BTW, I wonder what those guys with little dicks would have to say to you if they knew how ugly and fat you really are? Hmm....

 

[Matthew]

Everyone please tone down the personal attacks. The Moderators would prefer not to ban people, but of course we will if necessary. Thanks.

 

[B_Bette]

Everyone please tone down the personal attacks. The Moderators would prefer not to ban people, but of course we will if necessary. Thanks.

OK, but...all I really want is for one of the straight mods to spank me for being a bad girl.

 

[agnslz]

I'm not attacking anyone. If you come at me with grace, I will reply with grace. If you come at me with ire, I will respond with ire. It's as simple as that. My posts here at lpsg illustrate this fact.

You know about the IGNORE function, don't you? If you don't like the way I present the truth, then you won't want to read my posts. So I invite you to click on that little button that says IGNORE POSTS BY BETTE.

Have a lovely day. :smile:

Ha! You've been nothing but rude ever since you slimed your way here!

Bette, I have never put anyone on ignore, especially trolls! I love watching your guys' painful trainwrecks out of here!:wink:

You have a lovely day as well, sweetie!

 

[Gillette]

"Good to the Last Drop." Wouldn't that just be sooooo cool??

Perfect, in fact.


Matthew, I'm so sorry, but it's just there !
How could I not?

Time me out if you must.

 

[Rod Farva]

I had sex with a fat guy twice today and he fucking loved it!

 

[AlteredEgo]

I prefer a belly. But the guy cannot be self conscious about it. I want to be able to poke it, and rub it and rest my head on it.

The most hung guy I was ever with was also the fattest.

 

[Lordpendragon]

I can't be bothered to sign up to my space - but I want to see the real Bette - well ok we've seen the real Bette - I mean the pics.

 

[EuroboyUS]

I am so happy this thread is still active. I went out with a guy last night who I met on Gaydar and we had a wonderful evening. I have to admit that when I saw him his body was a lot bigger (about 6'2 and 350+) than he looked in his profile, but at 5'9 and 240 I am certainly no twink and I would never discount someone for their body type it's just that I wasn't instantly attracted to him. We had dinner and a great conversation and I invited him to my flat for a glass of champagne.

We started kissing and I felt something poke as I straddled his thigh. I reached down and his cock was massive! He and I ended up in bed and I gave him (or attempted to give him) a blowjob. He was only about 7' long but he was so think that I could barely fit my mouth around him just under the head and it got thicker toward the base. With a little persistance we managed to get it down my throat and we had a wonderful night and even better morning.

I never imagined that he would be so big and hot in bed and that he would make my cock seem thin, but I will say that I can't wait for our next date when it won't be my throat that tries to accommodate that beauty!

 

[BlackCock85]

No Thanks

 

[tripod]

Well....I guess that my thread about my newvideo should probably have been in this thread, because there's a lot on insulation, but unlike most fat guys my dick girth matched my chubiness. Well, here's the links:

http://rapidshare.de/files/32396707/Awesomeness3.wmv

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=30371

 

[karmen]

Well....I guess that my thread about my newvideo should probably have been in this thread, because there's a lot on insulation, but unlike most fat guys my dick girth matched my chubiness. Well, here's the links:

http://rapidshare.de/files/32396707/Awesomeness3.wmv

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=30371

Tripod:

Wow. That's Hawt. There's a lot of beef in THAT beefsteak. Yummy!

There's definately a difference between a chubby, stout or big-boned guy and a guy who is morbidly obese.

I definately have dated several thick guys and I actually have a weakness for a guy with some meat on his bones--from my experience, almost all have had thick cocks to match their thick bodies. As you so aptly demonstrated.

I've put on weight as I've gotten older but until about 10 years ago, I barely weighed 100 lbs. Today, at 5"1' and 120 lbs, I am considered a petite female by most standards.

It pretty much seems like a physical impossibility for me to be with a guy who is 350 to 400 lbs and a foot or more taller than I.

Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen

 

[Gisella]

Has any of you ever had sex with a fat guy who has a huge cock? I am desperately curious to hear your stories.
Thanks

No.

Never had sex with fat male.

And is not commom to find a guy with huge cock ..fat or thin and in between...:biggrin1:

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I prefer larger men. The biggest dick I've ever had a on a big guy was 8 inches. I enjoyed it. I've also heard that for every 30lbs a guy loses, he gains an inch of penis. This guy will be awfully large if he ever gets skinny!

 

[jeff black]

Has any of you ever had sex with a fat guy who has a huge cock? I am desperately curious to hear your stories.
Thanks

You know what... the board strives to fight against comments that are offensive in a racial or sexual way.

I don't really like the idea of someone saying.. Oh yah, I fucked a fat guy last night.

It just comes off as really rude.

I dont' remember who said it in here, but someone mentioned that a large man who had a big dick would probably be hard to find due to fat buildup around the dick and on the stomach. I agree with that. If you find a bigger guy, with a big dick... chances are he will be HUGE if he lost the weight.

 

[tripod]

Crunch, Crunch, Crunch goes the rice cake.... think I'll have another peice of celery and hop on the stationary bike!

 

[agnslz]

You know what... the board strives to fight against comments that are offensive in a racial or sexual way.

I don't really like the idea of someone saying.. Oh yah, I fucked a fat guy last night.

It just comes off as really rude.

I dont' remember who said it in here, but someone mentioned that a large man who had a big dick would probably be hard to find due to fat buildup around the dick and on the stomach. I agree with that. If you find a bigger guy, with a big dick... chances are he will be HUGE if he lost the weight.

Jeff, I agree it is a little rude.

However, I also think that saying that fat guys would have bigger dicks if they lost weight is also a little rude and humiliating! It's sort of like telling an overweight girl that she'd be pretty if only she lost a little weight. Or the other classic: "you have such a pretty face" (insinuating that the rest of her body isn't so pretty!)

Now, having myself told off an overweight girl (with comments on her weight and looks) in this thread, I won't pretend to be on a high horse!:wink::biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

Well, a fat guy can never be a little nude.

 

[jeff black]

Jeff, I agree it is a little rude.

However, I also think that saying that fat guys would have bigger dicks if they lost weight is also a little rude and humiliating! It's sort of like telling an overweight girl that she'd be pretty if only she lost a little weight. Or the other classic: "you have such a pretty face" (insinuating that the rest of her body isn't so pretty!)

Now, having myself told off an overweight girl in this thread, I won't pretend to be on a high horse!:wink::biggrin1:

Good point, Agnslz. However, it is more of a biological thing that I am commenting on, than a physical preference.

Individuals who are heavier Do actually have fat deposits surrounding their dicks as well as other places. If those were to be removed, the person would have a larger dick. It has nothing to do with my caring if the dick was bigger, but it is a fact.

You are right about the comments people give you women. Those are rude too. My comment.. was not.:biggrin1:

 

[systemshock3]

Well, Hmm. I have dated two men in my short time that would be considered obese. One carried it extraordinarily well because he was very tall. A big boy from Beaumont, Tx, and he had 8.5 inches of the best uncut texas tubesteak I have ever had.

However, he ended things when he was concerned that I would not want to be with him much longer due to his weight, or me going out and finding some that, like myself, worked out a lot.

Currently, I DO prefer a man that looks like he obviously takes care of his body..but if the right man came around who just happened to have a few extra lbs...I would not be opposed, especially for dating. After all. I can train him to get the extra lbs off.

I cannot, however, insert personality, intelligence and other intangibles.