Sex words

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here's that pearl necklace you wanted....

 

[Alexander the 8]

How about - "how deep do you want me to go".

Big O has the tendancy to shout - "oh fuck oh fuck, ohh fuck, ohhh fuckk, ohhh fuuckkk".

Although she says afterwards she dosn't! Have to record her.

 

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or, don't move baby....

 

[68306]

How about - "how deep do you want me to go".

Big O has the tendancy to shout - "oh fuck oh fuck, ohh fuck, ohhh fuckk, ohhh fuuckkk".

Although she says afterwards she dosn't! Have to record her.

Most mobile phones have a recording function.


I've wondered what effect discussing philosophy during intercourse would have...

 

[maxoscar]

None...

Sweet silence.

FAIL

 

[maxoscar]

"You feel massive"

"Holy Shit"

"Ouch! Not so deep!"

"Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Shit! Ah!"

 

[Alexander the 8]

"Fuck they were right, it is massive".

or

"Do you really want me to suck that".

or

"I'm sorry, but no way am I letting that near me".

 

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Jackpot!!

 

[Alexander the 8]

Jackpot!!

I heard this only once and it was from two polish masseurs I went to. They did a head to toe massage on me at the same time and when I rolled onto my back, one said to the other in pigeon english "victoria, we hit the jackpot"! The massage stopped and the fucking started.

 

[nealin]

"tell me you like my fat cock"

"you want more"

"get on your knee's"

"you feel me throbing in you"

"going to tear that ass up"

"your going to feel this tomorrow"

 

[B_hungprepjock]

I've wondered what effect discussing philosophy during intercourse would have...

‘Suck my message!’

(William S. Burroughs, quoted by The Fugs)

 

[Catchoftheday]

More tea vicar?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘India or China with lemon… or perhaps you’d rather have a sherry… Olaroso?’

 

[68306]

^^'

FAIL

You enjoy hearing that in bed?

 

[snobbes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSWxgMlsOyU

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘Arrgh! Avast, me hearty! Coming about! Hard a lee! Prepare to be boarded! Belay me pin…’

‘Oh, Captain! Stop!’

 

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Aye matey, care to fondle me tool?

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘Kiss me, Gridley!’

‘Is that an order, Admiral? I mean… Aye, Aye, Sir!’

 

[Alexander the 8]

Captain I've shot my load over the side.

 

[rubirosa]

I shot so far that I think I blinded the cat.