Sex words

[unzipped]

ok baby, kiss the head and run your tongue down the shaft

 

[Alexander the 8]

Shall I get this tool out before it bursts my pants!!!!

 

[Catchoftheday]

Do you mind if I smoke

 

[sweetiegirl]

"open wide, bitch"

...

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘Close your eyes, Boy, and think of England!’

‘Arrgh, I always keep my socks on!’

(George Melly in Dirty Old Man by The Stranglers)

 

[beretta8]

shut up and fuck me....

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘Way–ull, you got that raght, li’l lady… But first Ah’m a–gonna sang you a liddle song it goes summat lahk this here–uh… <ahem>

‘Hit it, boys…

‘Fee–linngss, nothin’ more than… Feee–lings!’

 

[unzipped]

or just shut up and keep sucking baby...

 

[luvmycock]

ooh yeah gimmie what i need!

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘“Express Yo’say–ulff!” Unh! Oh, yeah! Good God, y’all!’

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Oh, yeah, I'ma plow yer furrow, baby!" Well, if you lived just outisde farmland, you'll get all kinds of sex words from the rednecks!:naughty:

 

[Alexander the 8]

FUCK, that's enough!!

 

[B_hungprepjock]

‘Ah, now, baby… You don’t really mean that! Otherwise, why would you have <bump>ed your thread?

‘So, come on, sugar, how about a chorus of I Saw the Midnight Sun, or Stars Fell on Alabama? Whadaya say?

‘Your lips were like a red and ruby chalice
Warmer than a summer’s night
The clouds were like an alabaster palace
Rising to a snowy height
Each star, its own Aurora Borealis
Suddenly, you held me tight…’

‘I could see the Midnight Sun!’