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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by mbada, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. mbada

    mbada New Member

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    A couple just got married and the bride tells her husband, "Honey,
    you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about s*x.
    Can you explain it to me first?"
    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put
    the prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying
    face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have
    escaped."
    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives
    him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.
    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
    Limply turning his head,

    He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence" ***sigh***!!!
    Prisoners get parole.
     
  2. 220483

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    NICE... thank good for parole times! ONE needs to get up and back in AGAIN!
    p.s.: this should be in the 'etc etc etc' thread!
     
  3. B_Think_Kink

    B_Think_Kink New Member

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    LOL virgin and closet case nympho
     
  4. unabear09

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    lmao! good one
     
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