Sexercise

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. jakeatolla

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    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent.................................12 Calories
    Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
    With one hand....................................12 Calories
    With your teeth.................................485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection..................................6 Calories
    Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary...................................12 Calories
    69 lying down...............................78 Calories
    69 standing up..............................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style..................................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real........................................112 Calories
    Fake..........................................1,315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
    Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
    20-29 years......................................36 Calories
    30-39 years......................................80 Calories
    40-49 years.....................................124 Calories
    50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories
    60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories *****
    70 and over........................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS
    Calmly..........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
    With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

    Results may vary.
     
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