Sexes

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Imported, Oct 11, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    nullifyhunglikeawoman: Hi everyone, I posted here because I am half woman and half man, I am a hermaphrodite. I have a large penis that only stands tall and proud when I am stabbing at my ass with a bottle of Big Sexy Hair Spray. My friends think it's strange for me to only be turned on by only that. Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next? :mellow:
     
  2. D_Martin van Burden

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    You can start by being a little more respectful toward the participants of this board. I don't think it's very fair for you to chastize a group that you obviously seem to have an issue with, or to waste valuable time and bandwidth posting nonsensical stuff like this. And if you really ARE a horse hung hermaphrodite (three times fast) who can fit an aerosol can in there, why, some gay (or straight) porn director could have a field day...

    ...gotta admit though, the "nullify" in your SN caught my attention. That's what you get for doing anthropological surveys of "bizarre" Western body modifications. (I got a Powerpoint at your request.)
     
  3. Pecker

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    How about your head?
     
  4. jonb

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    Also, hermaphrodites typically are smaller than males.

    Say, nullify, are you a cat person, by any chance? (And any Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 fan gets the joke.)
     
  5. madame_zora

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    How about your head?
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    Too late, Pecker, I think that's already been done.
     
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