Sexes

1

13788

Guest
nullifyhunglikeawoman: Hi everyone, I posted here because I am half woman and half man, I am a hermaphrodite. I have a large penis that only stands tall and proud when I am stabbing at my ass with a bottle of Big Sexy Hair Spray. My friends think it's strange for me to only be turned on by only that. Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next? :mellow:
 

D_Martin van Burden

Account Disabled
Joined
Oct 6, 2002
Posts
3,229
Media
0
Likes
44
Points
258
You can start by being a little more respectful toward the participants of this board. I don't think it's very fair for you to chastize a group that you obviously seem to have an issue with, or to waste valuable time and bandwidth posting nonsensical stuff like this. And if you really ARE a horse hung hermaphrodite (three times fast) who can fit an aerosol can in there, why, some gay (or straight) porn director could have a field day...

...gotta admit though, the "nullify" in your SN caught my attention. That's what you get for doing anthropological surveys of "bizarre" Western body modifications. (I got a Powerpoint at your request.)
 

jonb

Sexy Member
Joined
Oct 5, 2002
Posts
7,578
Media
0
Likes
71
Points
258
Age
41
Also, hermaphrodites typically are smaller than males.

Say, nullify, are you a cat person, by any chance? (And any Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 fan gets the joke.)
 

madame_zora

Sexy Member
Joined
May 5, 2004
Posts
9,602
Media
0
Likes
54
Points
258
Location
Ohio
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Originally posted by Pecker+Oct 11 2004, 12:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Oct 11 2004, 12:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-nullifyhunglikeawoman@Oct 11 2004, 12:48 AM
Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next?  :mellow:
[post=258919]Quoted post[/post]​

How about your head?
[post=258948]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


Too late, Pecker, I think that&#39;s already been done.