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nullifyhunglikeawoman: Hi everyone, I posted here because I am half woman and half man, I am a hermaphrodite. I have a large penis that only stands tall and proud when I am stabbing at my ass with a bottle of Big Sexy Hair Spray. My friends think it's strange for me to only be turned on by only that. Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next? :mellow:

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

You can start by being a little more respectful toward the participants of this board. I don't think it's very fair for you to chastize a group that you obviously seem to have an issue with, or to waste valuable time and bandwidth posting nonsensical stuff like this. And if you really ARE a horse hung hermaphrodite (three times fast) who can fit an aerosol can in there, why, some gay (or straight) porn director could have a field day...

...gotta admit though, the "nullify" in your SN caught my attention. That's what you get for doing anthropological surveys of "bizarre" Western body modifications. (I got a Powerpoint at your request.)

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by nullifyhunglikeawoman@Oct 11 2004, 12:48 AM
Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next? :mellow:

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How about your head?

 

[jonb]

Also, hermaphrodites typically are smaller than males.

Say, nullify, are you a cat person, by any chance? (And any Mystery Usenet Theater 3000 fan gets the joke.)

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by Pecker+Oct 11 2004, 12:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Oct 11 2004, 12:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-nullifyhunglikeawoman@Oct 11 2004, 12:48 AM
Any suggestions of what I should shove up my ass next?  :mellow:

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How about your head?

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Too late, Pecker, I think that&#39;s already been done.