Sexiest man alive (or dead or to be born) is in LPSG, NOT Hollywood

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    Sexiest man alive (or dead or to be born) is in LPSG, NOT Hollywood Part 1 of 2

    Who in the hell votes for those sexiest men contests every year – mostly women presumably but what are their criteria since it is mostly movie stars that get selected. George Clooney, Sean Connery and Tom Selleck have all admitted never having been regarded as very sexy until their star rose to great heights on silver screen. So obviously a guy who is reasonably good looking, funny, rather devilish at least on film, adroit in the bed and getting gals there, and cocky in a self effacing way is certainly sexy even if those characteristics are invented for a celluloid persona. But without the tabloids what chance does a really sexy guy have to get the sobriquet of sexiest man alive.

    I have met just such a guy and it was not at a Hollywood screening – it was in chat room of lpsg. I had just given a very tactful put down to an older guy bemoaning his lost sex drive and by extension his sex appeal (I am an older guy also though I try not to act the part). I got a private message from SMA (sexiest man alive) complimenting me on the comment. It was like one of those Big Bang friendship moments that I have had only twice before. One sentence and you know you like this guy, even if he turns out to be a highly literate dolphin. Fortunately the guy is not a dolphin though a few diving tricks he has discussed with me require holding one’s breath for more than 20 minutes. We have communicated regularly for two years and gotten to be good friends and from these conversations I have cast my huge vote (not my huge dick though it would vote positively also) for his sexiness. It did not take long for him to feel comfortable in telling me openly and very honestly about his cataclysmically strong sex drive and other captivating carnal features of his makeup that led me without any hesitation to claim him to be the sexiest man alive. A man who is comfortable in his sexuality can tell if another guy is sexy just as well as a woman can though the sexual attraction need not be there. We can look at the major facets of a guy that a woman considers in determining sex appeal of a guy and see how I acting on behalf of the millions of women who do not know this guy might have reached the same conclusion. Those characteristics are: Looks, stature, body, intelligence (and confidence and attitude about sex) sense of humor, cock and balls and sexual performance. I have also estimated what statistical occurrence exists of men with his level of excellence in each area. See what you think.

    LOOKS He never said he was especially good looking but sent me an office-type photo and he IS, astonishingly good looking, as handsome or more so than any of the 100’s of male pics I have seen on lpsg or elsewhere. Very even features, finely chiseled chin, big blue eyes, golden blond hair, a million watt smile, and a boyish demeanor that will keep him handsome throughout his life much like the looks of the ever sexy Paul Newman. There is an innocence but also a rather dangerously wicked look about him that I think would catch the endearing look of any woman who wants a beautiful man between her legs. I would say that puts him in the 1 in 500 category of all men and is certainly a huge component of sexy.

    STATURE At 6.5 feet the guy is obviously a standout in a crowd of guys and since tall (and good looking also) is equated with intelligence, assertiveness and virility (and actually somewhat truthfully so from genetic standpoint), it is also a very sexy companion to astonishingly handsome. Couple the height, good looks with arrow straight posture and you can never forget the visual image of this guy when you meet him. This feature would probably be in the 1 in 500 category of men also.

    BODY For a one nighter, women look for a great body, one that would be a pleasure to strip and fondle and one that is lean with taught, well developed rippling muscles and of course a body that conjures up a mouth watering bout of endless orgasms when positioned deep in their bodies – he has a splendid body that he continuously keeps in the sexiest possible shape and never has wanted for the attention of hot women to engorge themselves on him.
    Perfect body for sex – He has all the attributes just mentioned and possesses the body of the Greek ideal, though probably slimmer in the waist – only the finest cerarra marble would be suitable to memorialize this body in a likeness on the Acropolis.
    Magnificent ass – And he has the ass of a wild stallion, big and rock hard, difficult to grab but oh what a woman wouldn’t give to try to sink her nails into it to leverage his incredible tool within her pussy. I would have to rank him at least in the 1 in 1000 category of a man based on his beautiful sexy body.

    INTELLIGENCE There is no place for modesty here and I must confess that I am an intellectual with very high standards for an intellectual equal as a friend and this guy matches me and surpasses me in many respects. Being multilingual and in possession of literary skills that I find phenomenal, he is certainly no slouch in the intelligence department. We can discuss one of two dozen or so topics along with sex topic talk or without. I don’t think any woman could fault him for not finding a subject to pique her curiosity or keep her entranced long enough to allow him to work his sexual magic on her as her defenses subside.
    Confidence and attitude about sex – This guy does not lack for confidence in any aspect of his life least of all sex. I doubt that he ever has had a limp moment at the appropriate moment nor been dumbfounded for a disarming approach to the most gorgeous women that he regularly encounters.
    Being in the moment – The two of us subscribe to the Taoist philosophy (for him his whole life, me more recently) of being totally absorbed in the pleasure of the moment with sex of course being the major moment topic here. It is this philosophy that is essential to success in yoga meditation and mind over body medical treatments and deriving the most for every experience in life. This philosophy is contagious as it dramatically elevates the experience of sex, prolongs orgasms almost indefinitely, increases ability and mindset for multiple orgasms for both partners and is an engrossing characteristic of sex for women wanting a very long and intense sexual experience. Give this guy an A+ for this sideline to his amazing intelligence. In intelligence (including confidence, attitude and philosophical approach to sexual pleasure) I would say he is probably in the 1 in 10,000 category.
     
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    SENSE OF HUMOR The guy has an amazing sense of humor but since most sexy surveys mention self deprecating sense of humor as a top contender for most desirable trait in a sexy man, I do not know if he has that gift. I have seen nothing that comes even close to anything that would be called self deprecating but we must remember that self deprecating humor is a bit of a defense mechanism for those with some characteristics that a guy may be a bit sensitive about. This man is so bigger than life, perhaps this quality will develop as he matures more in his social interactions and engages a larger comfort zone in being able to make fun of himself. I will not rank him in this category, but suffice it to say that I laugh a lot in our conversations at his remarks. Self deprecating or not, he is a riot (but distant junior to me in this regard).

    COCK AND BALLS & OTHER HUMAN SEX TOOLS This guy could by himself be the reason for having this site with his magnificent cock and his magnificent attitude about it. We sought the camaraderie of a guy or guys who so unselfconsciously relish their super endowment and their sex appeal as this guy does when we joined this site and he delivers in spades. He is so rightfully very proud of his cock and shows such exuberance in his mastery of its use in moving women to debilitating orgasms and commands such dexterity in its multitudinous applications for pleasure that he is to me the most remarkable sexual dynamo I have ever known.
    Penis – 10.8 inches in length and 7.8 inches in girth he is well beyond what is generally classified as ideal for oral or vaginal insertion, but few of his 1000s of willing sex supplicants have complained about the special effort it takes to accommodate his stupendous cock because of the inordinate extent to which he goes not to force himself on his women but only enter only when they open up for him. Few refuse the opportunity to try to fully enjoy his most remarkably beautiful cock.
    Size would easily put him in the 1 in 100,000 category I am sure (all statistics on size are severely limited by having sample populations that are entirely insufficient for the huge cocks and this frequency is I feel on very conservative side).
    Balls – His family jewels are of the 1000c and perfect cut and flawless variety and of very substantial size and with a prostate that must be an industrial capacity cream factory for he states that he can produce the most phenomenal volume of cum propelled four to nine feet in several sequential thick ropes with repeat expulsions not severely diminished in volume or distance and so engulfing in its orgasmic dynamism lasting typically for 1-2 minutes as to result often in a near unconsciousness (Peter North take note, you are second rate gusher). I can produce 3-4 foot eruptions at times but am a minor leaguer compared to him and after one good gush of my mammoth member, the next one is a dripper if not dry.
    Sexual stamina – Limitless is all I can say. Yes he can give all that any woman or women could possibly desire from a man in bed.

    SEXUAL PERFORMANCE Looks, sense of humor, classy conversation and a classically humongous cock cannot tell a woman how a man will perform in bed. Judging by standards used by those overendowed studs in porn films, all hugely dicked guys are supreme narcissists, never evincing any human emotion during sex nor acknowledging that the partner has some needs also. I certainly cannot attest to an eyewitness account but I can attest to his incendiary accounting of his sex life that he has painted for me after many bouts that he has had with 1 to many more than 1 more from all corners of the globe. What astounds me more than the frequency and intensity of the sex that he experiences and paints for me in the most vivid word pictures is what I believe to be the unbelievable purity of intent* of his sexual activities. Not once have I ever heard him describe his sex in terms of domination, subjugation, forced penetration, conquest, degradation, notching the cock, misogynistic braggadocio, or feats of plunging deeper or harder or more fiercely. On the contrary, it is always a emphasized recounting of how much pleasure his partner derived from his masterful handling of their bodies. His approach to sex is like one I rarely see exhibited especially in a man with so many attributes that generally make a man rather self centered in sex. His approach is simply that he has a gargantual need for frequent and grippingly intense sex and he seeks partners with equal interest and chooses wisely and carefully and both are rarely disappointed.
    Each of his sex partners, he has described generally in terms of their special needs and abilities and how he has met the challenges and done all in his inestimable power to leave his lovers completely sexually satisfied. We have talked about skills in using his tongue (a second dick in his employment), special pressure points to meld multiple orgasms into a glissando of near orgasms culminating in shatteringly intense super orgasms, g-spot ejaculations and other techniques that he tailors for each woman he pleasures. His treatment of women as equals during his grand master sexual performances I would put him at least in the 1 in 1000 category.
    How much sex is enough for this guy – The guy can never get enough sex to totally satisfy his preternatural appetite. He is highly oversexed but enjoys the consequences of such an affliction and I share that feeling when I talk with him. Rather than treat his strong sexual impulses as an obsession or let it control his life, he seems to know that sex is power and he seems to have empowered all aspects of his life with a clear understanding and respect for the transcendent power of sex. And incidentally he is very successful in all measures that we gauge a man in his private family life and very successful professional life as well. He is a super guy in every respect, so don’t dismiss him as nothing more than a sex machine – he is wonderful in all aspects of manhood.
    So why is this guy such an extreme devotee of sex? – The guy loves sex as no one I have ever talked to before and having a life of sex that began extremely early with every conceivable sexual indulgence since then, he shows no sign of ever slowing down and is glad for my friendship because I have allowed him to peer into the future as he ages and have provided evidence that he will retain his powers to be the sexual powerhouse throughout his life that he is today. I believe he will and I consider him to be the epitome of what I call sexy, is a model of the ultimate male and is one hell of a good friend also.

    SO HOW RARE IS THIS SEXY GUY The statistics (multiply all those fractions) would suggest that statistically he does not exist, but of course he does and there are probably a few others that might approach him in his overall sexiness, but in my mind he is absolutely the sexiest man alive, dead or soon to be and a four star classy guy (which by the way is the most superb component of sexy).

    *purity of intent – Some acts are so readily associated with egocentric motives that one rarely can escape the condemnation: “You only did that for your total selfish demands”. Male sexual conquest is usually viewed that way. But ever so rarely there is someone though of a certain hedonistic inclinations (this sexy guy for instance) is not solely interested only in getting his rocks off in a wet silken tunnel of love. The best sexual pleasure in partner sex is in giving as much as you get. This guy exemplifies as few I have known in applying purity of intent in his search for sex i.e. wanting sexual satisfaction but equally motivated to give sexual satisfaction with no other intent at all, sex for pure sex sakes.

    The Sexiest mature gentleman on LPSG,

    Tom aka Flipper
     
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    not me???? why?
     
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    So, explain to me, moss...

    You wrote this huge thing and didn't tell us his name. Why is that?:rolleyes:
     
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    I was wondering the same thing
     
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    If he ain't rich none of it mattes.
     
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    He wants us to guess.

    Vibrafinger, he said he was very professionally successful, if you had been paying attention.

    Brilliant posting, motlisoff

    Give us a hint, considering all the fucking physical characteristics you name, does he have any profile pictures? What year did he join?
     
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    Well, has to be an old member because he met him two years ago.
     
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    I thought this site was for helping people. I mean I know some of us can use all the material we can get or hands on to keep our everactive fantasy sex lives. But isnt this a bit much? Come on please be real the only place this guy exists is IN MY PANTS :D L:)L. Nice story there. I think it should be in the fantasy story thread tho.
     
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    :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:I guess it's not me...I'm not tall enough
     
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    Helping people do what? Get their huge cocks worshipped?

    I never got the dogma of the name of this site.

    What is support for having a big dick? A scaffold, maybe?
     
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    I don't see a "Flipper" in membership. And the variations don't give a clue.

    So where do we find this guy?
     
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    Here he is!:wink:


    YouTube - Flipper
     
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    Oh yeah, and the Greek Ideal has a small penis and testicles. They considered large members to be obscene.

    Michelangelo's David certainly would have been a lot less interesting if he had a pair of hangers and a dildonic cock dangling between his legs.
     
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    Oh good, it's our old buddy motlissof! He's referring, of course, to his "Wonderful Friend" who he seems to have a cyber-stalker type relationship with.

    Here's the horifically bigoted original thread that I had hoped was dead and gone, for the sake of all women everywhere.

    http://www.lpsg.org/relationships-discrimination-and-jealousy/46223-why-do-women-always-fuck.html

    I guess not. However, there's always the off chance that he's moved on to a new guy to obsess over. Scary shit.
     
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    I'll bet it was because I, er ...the unnamed one, didn't want the attention...:redface:
     
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    Maybe he's talking about himself.
     
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    You aren't 6'5 or blonde.:tongue:
     
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    Nice catch. How soon we (well, me anyway) forget.
     
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    I thought the first thread was scary.

    This thread is scarier. If someone wrote that about me, I'd be very uncomfortable to say the least. This is obsession, and it's not good.

    Motisloff, you need help. This is not healthy.
     
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