Sexiest Self-Induced Cumshot

[D_Martin van Burden]

I didn't know how exactly to title this thread, but I just thought I'd make an announcement. I jacked off yesterday. It was great! Until I shot cum in my right ear. No, IN my ear. That is all; thank you. :biggrin1:

(P.S. It also got on my chest, my abs, my neck, and on my hair.)

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'll alert the media.

 

[splitface]

good PC muscles, it sounds like... little kegel on the sides?

 

[tallmanluke]

How did you get a load that big? I'd love to shoot huge loads, but as of now I pretty much lay single ropes.

 

[justcurious80]

I didn't know how exactly to title this thread, but I just thought I'd make an announcement. I jacked off yesterday. It was great! Until I shot cum in my right ear. No, IN my ear. That is all; thank you. :biggrin1:

(P.S. It also got on my chest, my abs, my neck, and on my hair.)

dude i feel ur pain. i was jerking yesterday (and im a big shooter. i mean BIG shooter. like 5 feet if im standing) and i was jerking and i accidentally had my cock pointed at my face. OH BOY, big mistake. i got fuckin blasted in the face with 8 ropes of cum. talk about unpleasant......

being a big shooter is an awesome parlor trip and its very erotic, but its a lot of cleanup.

 

[D_Cam_Cunnon]

dude i feel ur pain. i was jerking yesterday (and im a big shooter. i mean BIG shooter. like 5 feet if im standing) and i was jerking and i accidentally had my cock pointed at my face. OH BOY, big mistake. i got fuckin blasted in the face with 8 ropes of cum. talk about unpleasant......

being a big shooter is an awesome parlor trip and its very erotic, but its a lot of cleanup.

LOL! Those are pretty slow reflexes you have if you didn't redirect after the first rope. "Accidentally pointed at your face?" I think not.

 

[Indybottombiguy]

I've had it in my eye and mouth (separate occurances).

 

[justcurious80]

LOL! Those are pretty slow reflexes you have if you didn't redirect after the first rope. "Accidentally pointed at your face?" I think not.

haha, well i know it sounds stupid but i was enjoying the orgasm and it kind of happened quickly. after the first few shots i figured i was gonna have to clean it anyway. its unpleasant but if i was already drenched i didnt really care afterwards.

there are moments when i do it on purpose if im really horny or something, but this one wasnt:tongue:

 

[laughatbig]

Dee Blackthorne I wish one of your cum shots were in my mouth. I just saw your gallery and you are totallly hot.

 

[B_Nick8]

More importantly, shouldn't you be thanking your parents, your publicist, and god?

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Yes, in exactly that order.

Luke, I think I shoot a decent amount but nothing extravagant. It all depends on the day. If I got a morning wood that needs to go down and I have to run to class, chances are it's no Peter North facial. Other times, if I'm just jacking and enjoying the porn and have the time to fuck around, I'll take my time, edge, and that usually resorts in a bigger load.

 

[CuriousGuy]

I didn't know how exactly to title this thread, but I just thought I'd make an announcement. I jacked off yesterday. It was great! Until I shot cum in my right ear. No, IN my ear. That is all; thank you. :biggrin1:

(P.S. It also got on my chest, my abs, my neck, and on my hair.)

Now that's a vid I'd love to see on here, lol. Nice, Dee.

 

[Meniscus]

I've only hit myself in the face a couple of times in my life--normally I'm a dribbler :disappointed: so it was quite a pleasant surprise when it happened. I never got it in my ear, though.

 

[MrMXYZPTLK]

it sounds like the scene with Ben Stiller from There's something about Mary.

Did you realize it got in your ear right away or did a date need to tell you? LOL.

 

[D_Fiona_Farvel]

I didn't know how exactly to title this thread, but I just thought I'd make an announcement. I jacked off yesterday. It was great! Until I shot cum in my right ear. No, IN my ear. That is all; thank you. :biggrin1:

(P.S. It also got on my chest, my abs, my neck, and on my hair.)

:naughty: Any pics or video of this - any cumming soon? :biggrin1:

Damn, I really need to get laid! :08:

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

kudo's for your self made face cream, it is always the best.

 

[D_Pubert Stabbingpain]

I didn't know how exactly to title this thread, but I just thought I'd make an announcement. I jacked off yesterday. It was great! Until I shot cum in my right ear. No, IN my ear. That is all; thank you. :biggrin1:

(P.S. It also got on my chest, my abs, my neck, and on my hair.)

I love making messes like that!
:biggrin1:

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Ha ha ha!

Mr.:
Heh, thankfully this was in the privacy of my own home. C'mon, guys, you know whenever you jack and shoot off, unless you gotta motor, you usually spend a couple of minutes in that "afterglow." You're all sweaty, and your breathing starts coming back to normal, and your body's totally spent. Well, when I shot, I knew I hit myself in the face -- I felt that -- but I just closed my eyes and let my dick and balls take over. When I opened 'em, I laughed and felt my cheek where I hit, only to feel a cold sloshiness in my ear. And then I just busted out laughing harder.

To be released on DVD:
Heh, no, no. No plans to recreate the scene... but... well... if you were here and things just happened to work out that way, so be it.

I do like making a mess, though; it's just to get all that pent up stuff outta ya!

 

[Meniscus]

Ha ha ha!
...When I opened 'em, I laughed and felt my cheek where I hit, only to feel a cold sloshiness in my ear. And then I just busted out laughing harder.

That reminds me of a funny CFNM video I saw a while back. The guy was sitting on a sofa getting a handjob from a women while a group of women watched. When he came, he hit himself in the face and the women cheered. He said, "You made me shoot myself!" and then he giggled spontaneously and uncontrollably. It was so cute and genuine that it was sexy and funny as hell.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Ha ha ha!

Mr.:
Heh, thankfully this was in the privacy of my own home. C'mon, guys, you know whenever you jack and shoot off, unless you gotta motor, you usually spend a couple of minutes in that "afterglow." You're all sweaty, and your breathing starts coming back to normal, and your body's totally spent. Well, when I shot, I knew I hit myself in the face -- I felt that -- but I just closed my eyes and let my dick and balls take over. When I opened 'em, I laughed and felt my cheek where I hit, only to feel a cold sloshiness in my ear. And then I just busted out laughing harder.

To be released on DVD:
Heh, no, no. No plans to recreate the scene... but... well... if you were here and things just happened to work out that way, so be it.

I do like making a mess, though; it's just to get all that pent up stuff outta ya!

It sounds like you went to dodge the first spurt and then caught it in your ear. You can avoid that by opening your mouth very wide and closing your eyes and pointing your head right in line with your dick without moving. You can also put a plastic bag over your head...but not too tight.