1.) How big are you soft & hard? - around 5.5"/just under 8" - slightly above average girth 2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to you? If so how big were they? never bigger, but several almost as big 3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes - would like it a bit fatter! 4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Everyone seems to like a big cock, especially guys. Hurts females if at wrong angle; tends to make one obsess even more than normal with the organ! 5.) Are any other male family members (brothers/kids/dad) gifted like you? father, I think... 6.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) nah, unless you count running shorts w/o a jock (hangs out, of course...) 7.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? same length; bit thicker 8.) Do you ever compare with other guys? only while playing 9.) How and when did you first realize you were big? when I read "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (but were afraid to ask)" It said a very small percentage of men were this big 10.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) - 7 7/8" 11.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? relative to a schoolbus?! No... 12.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? too often! 13.) Have you ever sat on it? - all the time (but not if you mean putting it up my ass - don't think I can do that, but never really tried - it would be too hard to bend that much by the time it was long enough to reach! 14.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? - of course 15.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? just over 6' - 12 1/2 16.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? - both (I'm a piano player - yeah, I play The Organ a lot, too!) 17.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? ( like Italians) - mixed European (caucasian) 18.) Did kids make fun of you growing up? If so what would they say? NO 19.) Were you big at a younger age or did you not get bigger until you were older? don't know 20.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? - sure 21.) Do people still make comments today? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? - only in the bedroom; they usually say, "You could/should be in porn!" 22.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? YES 23.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? - believe I've read 6 - 6.5" length is about normal 24.) Can you do any tricks with it? - used to like to swing it in a circle - outgrew that... it's pierced, so there are lots of possibilities 25.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? of course 26.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? - of course; though vigorous running is about the best way to shrink it (next to cold water swimming!) 27.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Oh, come on! Condoms can be stretched as big as a fucking water balloon as everyone knows!