Sexual pet peeves

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  1. D_Fowlmouth Chickenchoker

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    Share any you have, I assume this could become comical pretty fast.

    Mine? Partners spitting on my package. That is not hot, that is ick. There's lotion or ky in the nightstand. thank you in advance.
     
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    cats or dogs in th room during sex......its just really creeps me out
     
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    ooh.unless your into cats and dogs......or sheep or horses for that matter
     
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    LMAO ROTFL :yup:

    Yea, thats in line with people that act like we are on the set of a COLT production. I like verbal and noise and all...but I cant stand it when people start pulling the "porno hot" lines & actions out. Men are the worst offenders, but I have been with a few women that went Jenna Jamison on me too.
     
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    farting & pissing
     
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    While your'e having sex?
    You've actually had men or women fart and/or piss on you:smileeek:during sex?
    I find narrow minded prudes on this site to really suck also.
    Spitting on or in is pretty disgusting too.Yuck!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    lol, yeah. I have a no pet policy.

    there was a girl in college that just had to keep her pug everywhere she/we were. It really creeped me out when it started whining & barking during her orgasm. I was afraid it was going to attack me.
     
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    Same thing with the spitting. It is a no go if they do.

    Also, when they repeat "fuck me" over and over. Okay, I don't mind it the first few times, but seriously, if I'm already in, what the hell do you think I'm going to do? Pull out and finish up by myself? No way!
     
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    ok, so. Kind of like general park / hotel rules so far? No defecating, no pets, no spitting and no gratuitous swearing. lol
     
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    ok how about a nasty smellin ass? there's another one of mine
     
  11. novice_btm

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    Add another to the "no spitting on me" list. Eeew!

    Also, "afterwards", don't ask me, "So, was that the best you've had?" Um, if it was, I'd be telling you, or at least raving about it. Don't set yourself up for that kind of awkward pause, where I frantically scramble to think of something diplomatic. :rolleyes:
     
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    What really annoys me is when I pick up someone really hot and it's all about the sex... then halfway through they start talking about swapping numbers or getting dinner or something.

    Can't that wait until after?
     
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    Isn't that just being polite?


    Really??? Send 'em to my place. :tongue:

    With THAT avatar? That's HIGHLY unlikely. :kiss:
     
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    I think spitting can be hot.
     
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    Spitting Yuck
    BO, Yuck
    Quiet sex, Quiet orgasm, Yuck

    But my peeve is licking my ear. Super Yuck!
     
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    The ABC of sex

    No animals (this is just nasty)
    No beastiality (same as above)
    No children (including dressing up like a little/teen girl)

    Also, no "I don't give head" ideas, Body odor, lazy lays, and/or size queens.

    I don't give head - I would consider that statement an immediate deal breaker

    Body odor - natural essences of a woman smell great and is a very big turn on. I Love the way a woman's pussy smells. But, the lack of bathing and or stinky feet, well that just nasty. Rinse off then we can play.

    Size queens - women who say, "I'll only have sex with a guy if he's x big." This is so ridiculous. I can carry my own when it comes to sex, (size above average) and would rather enjoy orgasms with women who can enjoy my hands, tongue, mouth, fingers, and my cock. My dick is not the only thing I enjoy using. It will spread her walls, and touch the nerve endings of her core, but it won't massage her ass, give light kisses on her back, lick her titties, hold her tight, eat her pussy. or tell her good morning the next night. If the size is perfect, then simply consider it a bonus. I have never been with a women who was unable to have an orgasm, well maybe one, but it was not because of the size. I like having sex with mature women that want more than a dick and offers more than her pussy.
     
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    Hairy nipples.

    Women who use toilet paper to give their pussy a scrub down before sex. What they don't realize is that realize is that half of it has shredded and is lodged between their love flaps to be discovered by their lover's tongue.
     
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    My biggest sexual pet peeve is when they say they don't want to.
     
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    mine is biting
    no biting
    ouch
     
  20. D_Pubert Stabbingpain

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    I think you are looking for
    :lmao: :rofl:
     
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