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1. halitosis (clean your teeth!)
2. personal hygiene/body odour (nobody has neither bath nor shower in their home)
3. spitting (near my mouth, on the street, and certainly not there!)
4. selfishness (i want to have fun too!)
5. over-performing (like dude, no one's watching/filming!)
 

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Guys who trick you into thinking you'll follow through with their scat fetish because when you begin to fuck them you notice your dick is covered in shit. No way.

Partners who think cum is nasty and won't swallow, but they expect ME to.

And that general hygiene thing. Living in countries where everyone uses a bidet makes a big difference regarding ass stank. Mild after-workout body odor can be dealt with, but a guy expecting you to rim him and you discover Klingons! No way!
 

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drawing blood
people who are at either extreme end of the vocal-ness scale (aka either OHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSS FUCK YESSSSSS!!!!!! SHIIIIITTTTTT!!! or " ")

(tangent)
(not to point fingers) in sex stories, here or elsewhere, when the story becomes "Will pulled down his boxers!!! And he had a boner!!!!! and his cock was really long!!!!! and I was like "Can I lick that"!!!! And he was like YEAH!!!!!!! AND I WAS LIKE "COOOL"!!!!!!!
god I HATE that (!!!!)
(/tangent)
 

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add my name to the 'no spitting' list. pussy gets wet, if pussy is not wet you are failing at sex. yuck!

porn talk. i like a little bit of dirty back and forth. don't quote movies.

do me queens. i am a giver. but i will get bored pretty damn quick if i have to do everything.

no pets. no teddy bears on the bed. no family photos on the bedside table.

people with insanely restrictive limits. i shouldn't need to double check a no-no list to have sex with someone.

ML

*blush* i like the biting and the hair pulling.
 

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NO BITING. that is not called for.
No spit either.
hair pulling? please don't pull my hair.
i don't have a lot left. but if you enjoy
that then i will happily pull.
leave my nipples alone already. i don't
want them bitten or tweaked or sucked
or played with. just let your hot tits brush
them. that works.
excellent hygiene is a must.
 

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Aww I think chocolate and whipped cream can be tasty..

I guess all the normal ones mentioned already (aside from the food) would be no no's for me.

I guess I wouldn't like it if someone to were to hit me or act "rough" I'm not really into that..yet :D
 

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-greedy girls who don't reciprocate oral.

-girls who say, "don't cum inside me," and get pissed when you cum on them instead.

-getting Indian Rug Burn from bad hand jobs.
 

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i hate rough nipple play.
actually, i don't really get off on nipple play at all.
but rough nipple play is a boner-killer.

yeah, I'm a non-nipple dude. but like playing with female's.

ha. I think this thread is proving to me why I get so little sex. The animal kingdom in my backyard gets more than I do.