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I got a new one!

Food!

I don't want to cover you in chocolate, Tabasco, whip cream and then lick it all off while I'm trying to fuck you. I feel like I'm playing Twister meets Food Network.
OMG! You must go out with some freaks! I would never think about putting Tabasco on anything but food (but hey, if a girl wants you to put it on her pussy, then let her jump around in pain afterwards right?)
 

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Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene!!! Begin with a warm, soapy shower or bath. It feels sensual to be bathed by someone and what are the chances that your partner will not be clean by the time you get to the bed?
Guys, after sex if you feel the need to empty your bladder, which is usually the case with me, be considerate and close the bathroom door. I don't think it is a turnon for most ladies to see a guy relieving himself.
 
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1. Teeth - 'nuff said

2. Jeff Stryker dialog. Talking about yourself in monotone, and in the 3rd person is not sexy.

3. Nipples - I'm just not wired that way. It causes me intense pain, please leave them alone. I'll be happy to maul yours if that's what you want.

4. No, I will not be your teacher while you pretend to be a bad middle school student you nasty pig!

5. Poppers - Some guys have no idea how loose it makes them. Tight is good, Holland Tunnel is BAD.
 

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Spitting - definite turn off. Hair pulling here and there, turn on. I hate if I'm getting a blowjob and I'm getting ready to unload and I hear "tell me when", etc. Turns me off quickly. When I give head when I hear the breathing get faster or instinctively know he's about to pop, it makes me that much "hungrier"...

I don't like to ALWAYS be the one giving...that gets really tired after awhile too...nothing better than laying back and just letting yourself get "taken" now and then.

"Feminine" men as sleep partners or LTR's turn me off quickly..

My man can smell like a man for sure, but that doesn't mean bad smell. If it smells bad, it smells bad, yes even if it's your b/f!! LOL!

Someone above said they don't like licking ears....while I don't like "sloppy" for sure, licking my ear and breathing around them is like "OK I'm yours!! Weak in the knees spot for me!"
 
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Moves/positions guys have seen porn which are strictly for the camera (i.e., visual effect) and want to try in real life, yet in real life little or no effect.
 

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Hairy nipples on a chick.

Overly hairy pussy. (You dont have to shave it, but keep it trimmed it please.)

Ugly looking pussies due to bad grooming.

Non-oral givers.

Obligated oral givers. (When it feels like its pulling teeth)

Non confident women. (I will do my part and never call you fat or make a joke of an imperfection) So be sexy as hell when you are with me and I will make you feel like a sexy woman.

Bad B.O.

Oh, and smelly ass.

Any ass play on me. I will do you if you want, but leave my ass alone. No licking, rimming, finger probing, just not my cup of tea. I have had it done before, didnt like it.

Here is a new one. Chicks with weird tatoos on their backs, particularly faces. I mean, you are banging this chick doggy style and you have to look at this face looking at you. Creepy turn off!!!
 

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do me queens. i am a giver. but i will get bored pretty damn quick if i have to do everything.

Hah! Never heard the term before, but goddamned if that's not the perfect fit.

That's the only real peeve I can think ever crossed my mind...the lazy / selfish partner. Okay, the pathologically insecure lover is right up there as a close second...girls so overly self-conscious about their bodies that they won't fuck with a light on, or they always have to be under the covers, or any similar hang-up. Sexually speaking, I have no patience for that shit.

A lot of what I'm seeing here just goes without saying in my mind. Any girl with bad breath, poor hygiene, or lack of grooming would never have seen the inside of my bedroom to begin with, so I wouldn't even think of those things as sexual peeves.

Some of the other stuff...tonguing the ear, biting, hair pulling, even occasionally drawing blood...that's nirvana to me. Spitting never occurred to me...didn't even hear of it until it started showing up in porn a couple years back. Saliva is wonderful stuff, but the act of spitting on someone just isn't my cup of tea. To each their own, I suppose.
 

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If I reach out for your penis and you knock my hand aside that could get you hurt! Just say no, or no thanks or any thing but hitting me is not the thing to do. I know some younger guys think they are gods gift to men and it's all about them, I'm OK with that I understand some guys don't want older guys, fine with me, just be polite.
 

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If I reach out for your penis... I'm OK with that I understand some guys don't want older guys, fine with me, just be polite.
Hmm... I seemed to have missed the chapter in Emily Post's Etiquette, where your initial unsolicited grab at my crotch, is listed as polite itself. :rolleyes::tongue::biggrin1:
 

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i hate naked men in socks! it's such a turn off. B jokingly does it to get me all worked up and grossed out. he takes them off afterwards, but still... i hate it. he hates it too. naked people in socks should be illegal. 'nuff said.
 

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i hate naked men in socks! it's such a turn off. B jokingly does it to get me all worked up and grossed out. he takes them off afterwards, but still... i hate it. he hates it too. naked people in socks should be illegal. 'nuff said.

i am guilty of sock related crimes against nudity. come on. over the knee stripy socks are hot. hand knitted angora/cashmere M60s are practically a fetish for me.

ML
 

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People who are selfish about oral, seriously its a two way street. I serisouly stopped what I was doing with a guy once because he was doing shit all to me.
 

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I'm a pretty tolerant guy, I don't think I have a lot of turn-offs, except maybe some of the thing that were said about hygiene and such. But there are definitively some small things that annoy me at times and make me roll my eyes.

Let's just say that my current bf isn't the most hmm.. dexterous and imaginative in bed. Well, he's a no-light guy, we have the TV on but still, I find it tacky when he gets up to close the light when we are ''getting in the mood''. I mean, there's nothing there I haven't seen already. Oh there's the ''do you want me to do X'', like someone said, just do it, I'll tell you if I don't want to. Seriously, do guys ever say no to blowjobs ?

And then there's also the things that I know turn him on, but are just kinda boring for me at time. He really likes to see me jackoff, but obviously, that's not what I want to do when I'm with someone. And he's got this thing for dirty talk; I don't mind, but there's only so much things I can say. I could live without it, really.

Man, the things love make you endure, but I guess it's ok. lol
 

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Bad fingering.
Good fingering is divine, I love it. Bad fingering is uncomfortable and a huge turn off.
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Getting upset when I say something is not doing it for me.
My ex was guilty of this. He'd get as cranky as all hell when I asked him to stop something, or said 'Ow' if he was hurting me; "it's so off putting when you say 'ow, it's not sexy!" Well guess what, motherfucker, being in pain is not fucking sexy either, I want to put you off! :rolleyes:
 

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I think spitting can be hot.
Damn! I LOVE having a man spit on me or in my mouth! I also enjoy doing it to him if he wants it. I ask first since not everyone is into this.

My pet peeves are really bad hygiene, men who do not brush their teeth and smoke lots of tobacco, guys that shave their pubic region completely bald this just looks really weird, women who are completely 500% vanilla (I can do and frequently have vanilla sex with men but I do not do it with women), and I'm not into watching porn during sex or having someone do the corny porn lines.
 

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I love when a girl talk dirty to me and says fuck me harder, harder
Hate spiting, bad smells and just conversation , lets just fuck
 

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Here is a new one. Chicks with weird tatoos on their backs, particularly faces. I mean, you are banging this chick doggy style and you have to look at this face looking at you. Creepy turn off!!!


lol, Just had to mention I had to laugh when I read this. Never happened to me personally, beeing I'm a girl, but I can emagine it would be awkward! :biggrin1:
 

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I would have to say going down on a guy after he's stuck it in my a**. Seriously, all I can think about is the germs. Serious mood killer for me. I can't watch it in a porn either. I like to lick it when it comes out of my pussy though, very tasty. ;)