SEXUAL Pet Peeves

[bravestarr]

List your sexual pet peeves here !

a guy pushes my head down when i'm giving head! (i love giving head but it bothers me when he pushes my head down!!!)

Needing to go to the toilet halfway through

Any kind of bad smell including breath

Guys who don't show any emotions

Guys who will hump you..and dump you

Ungroomed guys

Super Super hairy guys

And ... When a guy knows you are getting close to an orgasm..and you are so close..and you can almost feel it..and he switches the position or something

 

[hud01]

List your sexual pet peeves here !

a guy pushes my head down when i'm giving head! (i love giving head but it bothers me when he pushes my head down!!!)

Needing to go to the toilet halfway through

Any kind of bad smell including breath

Guys who don't show any emotions

Guys who will hump you..and dump you

Ungroomed guys

Super Super hairy guys

And ... When a guy knows you are getting close to an orgasm..and you are so close..and you can almost feel it..and he switches the position or something

When I was young and would have sex after drinking, I didn't know enough to piss before starting anything. I changed that after I had to go so bad I was losing my erection. The girl was so angry it ended the session. Last time I made that mistake.

A girl who blows you until you say you are about to come, who then stops and say fuck me. So you only last about three minutes. Finish the oral off. I'll go down on you while I recover and then we can fuck for a real length of time.

Girls who don't take direction, or listen to what you say. No that does not feel good, do this.

A girl who does not let me know that she is close and that she doesn't want me to change...:wtf1:

Hair on a girl's nipples...only happened one time, but it was not good.

Passive kissers. I want you to devour me, don't treat it like a sunday picnic.

 

[bravestarr]

Hahaha. Mmm I have done that in the past. Now I know :biggrin1:

When I was young and would have sex after drinking, I didn't know enough to piss before starting anything. I changed that after I had to go so bad I was losing my erection. The girl was so angry it ended the session. Last time I made that mistake.

A girl who blows you until you say you are about to come, who then stops and say fuck me. So you only last about three minutes. Finish the oral off. I'll go down on you while I recover and then we can fuck for a real length of time.

Girls who don't take direction, or listen to what you say. No that does not feel good, do this.

A girl who does not let me know that she is close and that she doesn't want me to change...:wtf1:

Hair on a girl's nipples...only happened one time, but it was not good.

Passive kissers. I want you to devour me, don't treat it like a sunday picnic.

 

[hud01]

lol...I bet you are much better now.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Yeah, hairy nipples is a bad one.
-An attitude like she is letting you have sex with her as opposed to a mutual thing.
(nothing sexier than a woman who wants you just as bad)
-hygine, ofcourse.
-untrimmed hedges. This aint the nature channel.
(trim is good, shaved with a patch/ strip is better.)
-Here is a weird one: Chipped nail polish. I HATE THAT!!! For some reason, I find it gross. All or nothing is good. (same for pedicure.)
-any ass play on me. Dont touch the starfish. I will do whatever to you if you want, even put a tounge down there, but leave mine ALONE!
-Tounge IN ear. That shit hurts.
-No toe sucking on me. Like I said, I will lick/ suck every inch of you body, yes even there, but not on me. (its a guy thing)

Thats all I can think of for now.

 

[giftedsincebirth]

Men with big dicks that can't fuck and women who show no emotion. I mean, damn, if it's bad at least fake it.

 

[jdoe86]

If I'm going to go down on you (male or female), please make sure it's been washed in the last day or two.

People who don't respect limits. If I say I'm not into something, then I'm not into it.

If you want to kiss, then have some dental hygiene.

I don't smoke, so please don't smoke in my bed (I will think you are on fire and piss on you--don't think I won't. I've pissed on a few people who didn't respect this and I kicked them out . If I'm at your place or we are at a motel, then that's cool, but my place is NONSMOKING!)

 

[jdoe86]

Men with big dicks that can't fuck and women who show no emotion. I mean, damn, if it's bad at least fake it.

Very true.

 

[dolfette]

shoving my head down.
it's just fucking rude and i WILL bite you if you do it!

thinking i should like what your last girl liked.

fucking to routine.

not respecting limits.

trying to fuck me if you've been an arsehole that day...i'm turned off. deal with it.

the ''that's because nobody has ever done it to you the right way'' attitude to me disliking stuff.

not listening to my reactions. and making me repeat things every bloody session...if i hated it last time then i still bloody hate it this time!

forgetting that i have body parts other than holes, clit & tits. STROKE MY FUCKING BACK, YOU ARSEHOLE! my clit is bored of being the sole focus of foreplay.

...am i difficult?

 

[lerotic]

Assuming that the way you gave your last BF a handjob is the way i'm going to like a handjob

 

[hud01]

not listening to my reactions. and making me repeat things every bloody session...if i hated it last time then i still bloody hate it this time!

Yes..........Having to repeat every time we have sex, no don't do that it doesn't feel good.

 

[Enid]

just laying there/acting like it's a chore.

being rough without passion.

following porn moves, like there's some script.

poorly cared for teeth & feet.

poor hygiene overall.

big beer bellies/ man boobies = moobies.

choking.

licking inside my ear -- i mean like sticking the whole tongue in.

the "have you cum yet?" question, not gonna cum if the partner expresses any kind of impatience.

and this is not directly related to a SEXUAL pet peeve per se, but i HATE it when men say "i'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body". sorry buddy, unless you got a pussy you're not a lesbian. i guess i just heard that too often in the past. it annoys me.

expecting that because i have had long term relationships with women and have fucked women, that i will be into 3somes or letting a male partner watch.

i think that's it.

 

[Freddie53]

I don't smoke, so please don't smoke in my bed (I will think you are on fire and piss on you--don't think I won't. I've pissed on a few people who didn't respect this and I kicked them out . If I'm at your place or we are at a motel, then that's cool, but my place is NONSMOKING!)

A video of that would be hilarious to watch with the viewer knowing the ending and waiting for the "suspense" when the "fire department" arrives and HOSES down the "fire.":biggrin1:

 

[dolfette]

and this is not directly related to a SEXUAL pet peeve per se, but i HATE it when men say "i'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body". sorry buddy, unless you got a pussy you're not a lesbian. i guess i just heard that too often in the past. it annoys me.

expecting that because i have had long term relationships with women and have fucked women, that i will be into 3somes or letting a male partner watch.

i think that's it.

eurgh! unless he's a genuine transsexual willing to part with his cock then he's not a lesbian, he's a cliché.

and my lesbian side doesn't exist purely for the titillation of men.

 

[Wish-4-8]

...am i difficult?

Actually, that is pretty reasonable. Kinda like, common sense sex. :smile:

 

[lickme69]

I hate it when a man fucks like it is routine or a CHORE.
Expects oral but doesn't reciprocate.
Doesn't show emotion.
Bites or sucks too hard.

 

[cyberczar]

Coitus Interruptus (phone ringing, deliveries, dogs barking outside).

My husband and I have been together long enough where we pretty much know what we want, need, and like from each other.

 

[srkog]

girls who suck at handjobs but insist on giving them anyways.

I was once with a girl who was so bad - chaos would describe it best, no rhyme or rhythm - that I literally wrapped my hand around hers and jacked myself off using her hand. It actually could have been kinda hot, except she still resisted me.

ladies, don't ever try and tell a guy how he should jerk off.


oh, and teeth. a really toothy blowjob is no good. A little can be ok, but consider this an example of less is more.

 

[Stephenmass]

I hate when I'm getting a blowjob and when I'm about to come they pull their mouth off so quick you would think I was gonna shoot something disgusting down their throat. I taste good man....try it, you'll like it!!

 

[D_Doe_Ray_Mi]

Unclean, teeth on BJ, selfishness or limited communication.