Sexual Styles I Don't Like

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  1. B_quietguy

    B_quietguy New Member

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    Do Me Queen - Just wants his/her own orgasm, doesn't reciprocate. Treats you like a live sex toy whose only purpose is to give him/her pleasure.

    Drill Sargent - This person barks orders telling you exactly what you must do.

    Look at Me Queen - Likes to show off and get lots of compliments on his/her body. Focus is only on on his/her body and not on the actual sex.

    Dead Fish - Just lies there doing nothing expecting you to do all the thrusting.

    Know Nothing - Has no clue what he/she wants. You could ask "What's your favorite position?" and hear back "I don't know."

    Queen of Denial - Thinks they are immune to STD's. "We don't need a condom. I fucked 20 people last month and not one of them gave me a disease."

    My Way or The Highway - These people insist on deciding everything and if they don't get to decide, then they decide you aint supposed to be there.

    Porn Taught Me Everything - It's all about replicating acts and positions they saw in a porn movie. Be sure to do it right or the director calls "Cut!"
     
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    "What's your favorite position?"

    I actually find that one a bit difficult because there are so many that I enjoy just as much as another. I really can't say that I have a "favorite". Usually, if they're willing, we spend time in each of them :naughty:
     
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    re: Do Me Queen/Look At Me Queen

    I have to say, I have had lovers who wanted me that way. They got off on walking around the bed stroking themselves watching me get myself off, occasionally giving me direction or a helping hand. When I tried to reciprocate or get on top, it was a turn-off, as in that raging hard-on went soft should I even touch his dick. Honestly, it felt very awkward to me at first; I felt as though I was not "pulling my weight" in the affair. After awhile though I realized it was okay to just sit back and enjoy the worship, and in a sense, I was his live sex toy by doing so.
     
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    Haha, have to agree with the dead fish!
     
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    Dead fish (Lazy starfish) makes me feel at un-ease.... As if I'm incesting on them!
     
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    Stealth Mode Booty - when he/she doesn't make so much as a freakin peep of noise (let it be words, moans, etc.) to at least show that they're into what happening.

    hate this! i'd rather just not do it at all...
     
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    Robot - Similar to the Stealth Mode Booty, goes through a pre-programmed routine, doesn't respond to your sounds of pleasure or lack of it, doesn't say what they want, doesn't hear what you want. May as well be a Dead Fish while you're having sex for all the responsiveness you're getting.
     
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    Doesn't every robot have an "off" switch? Just flip the switch, watch the robot power down, and then get the vibe and other handy toys.
     
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    This site is just better than urban dictionary. Lol. I'd have to say all of the above.

    Okay, mainly Stealth Mode Booty and Do Me Queen.
     
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