Do Me Queen - Just wants his/her own orgasm, doesn't reciprocate. Treats you like a live sex toy whose only purpose is to give him/her pleasure. Drill Sargent - This person barks orders telling you exactly what you must do. Look at Me Queen - Likes to show off and get lots of compliments on his/her body. Focus is only on on his/her body and not on the actual sex. Dead Fish - Just lies there doing nothing expecting you to do all the thrusting. Know Nothing - Has no clue what he/she wants. You could ask "What's your favorite position?" and hear back "I don't know." Queen of Denial - Thinks they are immune to STD's. "We don't need a condom. I fucked 20 people last month and not one of them gave me a disease." My Way or The Highway - These people insist on deciding everything and if they don't get to decide, then they decide you aint supposed to be there. Porn Taught Me Everything - It's all about replicating acts and positions they saw in a porn movie. Be sure to do it right or the director calls "Cut!"