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Sexual Styles I Don't Like

B_quietguy

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Do Me Queen - Just wants his/her own orgasm, doesn't reciprocate. Treats you like a live sex toy whose only purpose is to give him/her pleasure.

Drill Sargent - This person barks orders telling you exactly what you must do.

Look at Me Queen - Likes to show off and get lots of compliments on his/her body. Focus is only on on his/her body and not on the actual sex.

Dead Fish - Just lies there doing nothing expecting you to do all the thrusting.

Know Nothing - Has no clue what he/she wants. You could ask "What's your favorite position?" and hear back "I don't know."

Queen of Denial - Thinks they are immune to STD's. "We don't need a condom. I fucked 20 people last month and not one of them gave me a disease."

My Way or The Highway - These people insist on deciding everything and if they don't get to decide, then they decide you aint supposed to be there.

Porn Taught Me Everything - It's all about replicating acts and positions they saw in a porn movie. Be sure to do it right or the director calls "Cut!"
 

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"What's your favorite position?"

I actually find that one a bit difficult because there are so many that I enjoy just as much as another. I really can't say that I have a "favorite". Usually, if they're willing, we spend time in each of them :naughty:
 

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re: Do Me Queen/Look At Me Queen

I have to say, I have had lovers who wanted me that way. They got off on walking around the bed stroking themselves watching me get myself off, occasionally giving me direction or a helping hand. When I tried to reciprocate or get on top, it was a turn-off, as in that raging hard-on went soft should I even touch his dick. Honestly, it felt very awkward to me at first; I felt as though I was not "pulling my weight" in the affair. After awhile though I realized it was okay to just sit back and enjoy the worship, and in a sense, I was his live sex toy by doing so.
 

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Stealth Mode Booty - when he/she doesn't make so much as a freakin peep of noise (let it be words, moans, etc.) to at least show that they're into what happening.

hate this! i'd rather just not do it at all...
 

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Stealth Mode Booty - when he/she doesn't make so much as a freakin peep of noise (let it be words, moans, etc.) to at least show that they're into what happening.

hate this! i'd rather just not do it at all...

Robot - Similar to the Stealth Mode Booty, goes through a pre-programmed routine, doesn't respond to your sounds of pleasure or lack of it, doesn't say what they want, doesn't hear what you want. May as well be a Dead Fish while you're having sex for all the responsiveness you're getting.
 

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Robot - Similar to the Stealth Mode Booty, goes through a pre-programmed routine, doesn't respond to your sounds of pleasure or lack of it, doesn't say what they want, doesn't hear what you want. May as well be a Dead Fish while you're having sex for all the responsiveness you're getting.

Doesn't every robot have an "off" switch? Just flip the switch, watch the robot power down, and then get the vibe and other handy toys.