Sexy Haikus

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    It's everyone's favorite type of poetry - the haiku. A simple 5-7-5 syllabol pattern. It's easy and now it's sexy!

    White goo in the air
    Shock registers in her eyes
    The warning, too late!
     
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    Big ol' jock dick
    strokes slowly through worn undies
    teasing is his forte
     
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    Beautiful titties,
    Boucing on my face, oh yeah,
    Makes me hard as fuck.
     
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    Sooo beyootiphul ... so very very beyootiphul.:cool:
     
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    Moaning and groaning,
    wet with anticipation.
    You know you want it
     
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    Throbbing-hard love tool,
    Pulsating in both my hands,
    Aching for a snatch.
     
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    OW OW OW OW mmmmmmm
    JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO GOOD
    YOU HAVE A BIG COCK

    (I know I know, it's not a proper haiku because neither the first nor last line actually deviate into metaphore, but it's one I'm fairly certain I've improvised be accidents)
     
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    Nibbling smegma
    Lipping lascivious love tool
    Testosterone burp
     
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    8 appetizing
    rock hard inches of meat with
    big sweaty hangers
     
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    Your throbbing manhood
    Stretching wide my sweet flower
    Bigger is Better! :smile:
     
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    Open mouth so wide
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    Explode, swallow cum
     
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    Check out that hottie
    Um...I think that's a dude, dude.
    Who you callin' dude?!
     
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    Such a strong hard cock
    Makes me shiver, hot and wet
    Velvet over steel
     
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    Rock hard and swollen
    Buried in you and throbbing
    The phone is ringing...ring on
     
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    Unzips his trousers,

    Pulls out his love length, swelling.

    Hard, proud, ready now.
     
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    Yanks aside gusset

    Fingers an eager wet hole

    slides down oh glory
     
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    It's better than yours.


    i just find that song sexy, and it IS already in haiku form.....
     
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    A little higher,
    Nope, too high, a bit lower,
    Fuck yes, that's the spot!

    .....

    Drowning in my scent,
    Fingers and tongue exploring me,
    Oh god, I'm cumming!
     
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    Right on, she wants me!
    That's right baby, I'm all yours.
    Oh shit... no condom!
     
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    Burning sensation
    I'm peeing rivers of fire
    Hope it's not the clap.
     
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