Sexy Haikus

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It's everyone's favorite type of poetry - the haiku. A simple 5-7-5 syllabol pattern. It's easy and now it's sexy!

White goo in the air
Shock registers in her eyes
The warning, too late!

 

[yngjock20]

Big ol' jock dick
strokes slowly through worn undies
teasing is his forte

 

[burns1de]

Beautiful titties,
Boucing on my face, oh yeah,
Makes me hard as fuck.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Beautiful titties,
Boucing on my face, oh yeah,
Makes me hard as fuck.

Sooo beyootiphul ... so very very beyootiphul.

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Moaning and groaning,
wet with anticipation.
You know you want it

 

[burns1de]

Throbbing-hard love tool,
Pulsating in both my hands,
Aching for a snatch.

 

[B_Veronica_Divine]

OW OW OW OW mmmmmmm
JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO GOOD
YOU HAVE A BIG COCK

(I know I know, it's not a proper haiku because neither the first nor last line actually deviate into metaphore, but it's one I'm fairly certain I've improvised be accidents)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Nibbling smegma
Lipping lascivious love tool
Testosterone burp

 

[gcbenji0]

8 appetizing
rock hard inches of meat with
big sweaty hangers

 

[Principessa]

Your throbbing manhood
Stretching wide my sweet flower
Bigger is Better! :smile:

 

[simcha]

Open mouth so wide
Take it down my throat, throbbing
Explode, swallow cum

 

[Quite Irate]

Check out that hottie
Um...I think that's a dude, dude.
Who you callin' dude?!

 

[wldhoney]

Such a strong hard cock
Makes me shiver, hot and wet
Velvet over steel

 

[Stretch]

Rock hard and swollen
Buried in you and throbbing
The phone is ringing...ring on

 

[huw ginnit]

Unzips his trousers,

Pulls out his love length, swelling.

Hard, proud, ready now.

 

[huw ginnit]

Yanks aside gusset

Fingers an eager wet hole

slides down oh glory

 

[homelessmandril]

My milkshake brings all,
The boys to the yard, they're like,
It's better than yours.


i just find that song sexy, and it IS already in haiku form.....

 

[JennyS]

A little higher,
Nope, too high, a bit lower,
Fuck yes, that's the spot!

.....

Drowning in my scent,
Fingers and tongue exploring me,
Oh god, I'm cumming!

 

[JennyS]

Right on, she wants me!
That's right baby, I'm all yours.
Oh shit... no condom!

 

[mgnm]

Burning sensation
I'm peeing rivers of fire
Hope it's not the clap.