Sexy license plates!

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    Have you ever seen a license plate with a sexy saying on it?

    For example, I have seen the following:

    HUNG 8 GOTMEA9 UNCUT 8 BIGONE 9 IJODOU2... and others!
    Usually the drivers of these vehicles are hot, sexy, studly men!

    So, tell us about the sexy plates YOU have seen!

    (Is it true that some states censor certain plates if the message is too sexually graphic?)

    Thanks! :smile:
     
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    mine is the same as my screen name here... just shortened to fit...

    thehng1
     
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    I have never seen a real, sexually explicit, license plate; because every place I have ever lived has forbidden that. As well they should, I don't want to have to explain that shit to a child. :irked.

    Good sense prevailed in Colorado.
     
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    it is illegal most places. you just need an "explanation" of what it means... a fake one. obviously i wouldnt make it to obviously sexual. when i got mine nobody asked me what it meant. and it only cost 35$
     
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    I don't know, maybe someone has a fatal attraction and would think this was sexy.
    I did see:
    SYKOBCH
    one time.

    And yes it was actually a custom plate :smile: Took me a minute and then I laughed and then when my coworker figured it out she laughed til she cried.
     
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    There was a guy in West Hollywood that drove a Pontiac Firebird and his license plate said "26 CM"

    Guess you don't need to say anything else!
     
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    I tried getting ILVTOFU but they told me I couldn't because it was explicit. I said I love tofu but they wouldn't buy it.
     
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    California monitors issuance of personal license plates and exercises censorship:

    H U N G

    H O T M A N

    and the best, if it still exists...

    S E X S O K (belonged to radio personality/sexologist Stan Dale)
     
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    One I saw years ago in California and have seen since in two other states is LAGNAF, which is a fairly well know acronym for Let's All Go Naked And Fuck.
     
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    my buddy just sent me a picture on my phone of a tacky car bumpersticker that he snapped a picture of... it reads: "CAUTION: DRIVER MASTURBATING". Hilarious!
     
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    Instead of "I tried" don't you mean "the chick that was on the news with her little girl" tried?
    :rolleyes:
     
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    Back in the mid-1990's there was a personalized tag here in Georgia that said "HARDON". It was on a 1960's muscle car. I took it as meaning a hardon for the car. I saw it several times in the Peachtree Corners area. I have an ex who applied for HNG9X6 in Virginia, but I don't know if it was permitted--he ended up moving here.
     
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    they go before a panel of some sort here in tx for content but once in a while one gets passed them. there was one and i can't remember what it was but it was funny as hell.
     
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    I remember seeing in Playboy, back in the 60's, the picture of a 2 car garage. One license said TAB A, the other Slot B.
     
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    My plate is 2GIRTHY
     
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    While driving to work, I saw a woman in a conservative buick-type car that had a license plate MLSTER.

    I don't know how that got through the censor. I'm sure she didn't mean for it to come across like it did. So....anyone have any ideas what it means besides the obvious bad connotation?
     
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    What's the bad connotation?

    I did see SNM4ME once, not in Texas though.
     
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    I can see choosing a sexually explicit screen name on LPSG, but ... in the parallel universe known as "real life" I wouldn't want to be advertising myself as IVEGOT8 to my co-workers, grandmother, mechanic, bowling teammates, 60-year-old neighbor, that creep who ogles me at the gym, etc., etc.

    Steve
     
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