Sexy license plates?

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    As I am driving along, I often notice other drivers' license plates. Some of them seem to be "advertising" the sexual prowess of the male driver or even suggesting his penis size.

    Do any of you guys have a sexy message on your license plates? Or have you seem some hot ones? Here are some that I've seen:

    On a 4x4 cab truck: 9INCHER

    On a hot red sports car driven by a handsome stud: UC HUNG 8

    On LOTS of pick-up trucks: BIG D and 2HUNG

    On a car driven by a handsome 20-something male: GOTMEA9

    And a not-so-subtle one: XL BULGE

    Please share some good ones that you've seen or heard about.
    Thanks! :smile:

    (I hope this is the right forum in which to post this thread; if not, please feel free to re-post it somewhere else. Thanks.)
     
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    Here in Vegas, there is a guy in a red pickup, with the plates that spell
    BUKKAKE..... I looked like 3 times to make sure I was reading what I thought... Since you have to provide an explanation of what the phrase means.... do you suppose he said Buck Wheat Kake?

    Also I saw HNGMAN. Which most people would read as HANGMAN... I immediately read it as HUNG MAN.
     
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    One here in Kansas City is RUN2IT
     
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    Lol I saw this
    ALFAQ

    Wich is preety smart if he meant to do it I though I'll fuck you read it fast to get it the explination could be he is an insurance aagent (ALFA insurance)
     
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    Well not quite sexy, I did see NEIGHV in Illionis when I was in "A" School.
     
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    Most if not all states have a board that reviews all vanity plate applications, mainly to keep obscenities or offensive phrases out, and California's is pretty thorough ("No sir, I'm sorry, that plate can't be issued. Although you claim it's your mother's pet name for you, it is also slang for intercourse in reformed Druid"). I'm surprised some of those made it through. That said, I seem to remember a picture of our old administrator Mark standing next to a car with California plate XLBULGE.

    Take care

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    Thats it...I'm doing it...once and for all!

    BEEF8X7


    Hahahaha

    ...OB
     
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    Several years ago I was in CA driving up the Pacific Coast Highway when a red convertable import zipped past. The license read "8INCH". He pulled into a convenience store near Big Sur, so what the heck I followed and checked him out. Very nice looking young, athletic, and dirty blond. He never made it to the restroom.
     
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    One near me is FOOTER. :biggrin1:
     
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    There used to be one in Milwaukee "6969".
     
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    For my Corvette, when I get one: NTCPNSTG. Is it easy to read as "not compensating"??

    :biggrin1:

    NCbear
    (who likes the way Corvettes ride and handle, not the phallic-symbol-on-wheels aspect)
     
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    Heard this from a friend, years ago. In Atlanta, a plate that read "TULS". Didn't make sense until he saw it in the rearview mirror.
     
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    Not a plate but there's a truck in mt vicinity that has "Thumpin' 'n' Pumpin'" written across the back.
     
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    In High School I was sitting in traffic with my mom, and the guy in front of us had one that said "WELLHNG". We were both staring at it and trying to avoid talking about it when finally we both just bust out laughing.
     
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    I loved seeing HANG9 in downtown San Franciso
     
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    im1ru12..ru12... want2... 1str8... hng14u
     
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    In Atlanta, a Jag convertable at Kroger. WANKER. How that got by I'll never know. Took a pic just to prove it to others.
     
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    Saw one from Florida- A55 (insert Florida Orange) RGY. Great
     
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    On a dare, I very nearly had the vanity plates "IM SINGL" to put on my Viper. That was after declining to go with "LRG MEMBR." However, when the plates finally came in the mail, there was a typo and they read "IM SIGNL." I took them back to the DMV, complained, they said they would reissue plates. Several weeks later I got a new set of plates in the mail. They still said "IM SIGNL." Frustrated, and having second thoughts about the vanity plate thing anyway, I took them back and just got regular ones.
     
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    RU12? I thought that was taken by Michael Jackson.

    I like Richard Simmons (actual) license plates: YRU FAT
     
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