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  1. Chicago_Dungeon

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    I only go to bed with guys over 9". I am uber hot and a little famous, so I can afford to be picky. You must be straight (bi is OK, too), at least 9" and fat circumference. You must be manscaped (well-groomed). I am for real, wealthy, hot, sexy, horny, and ready to show the right uber hung boy toy a good time.

    Sincerely,
    42DDD Sugarmama with a tight, wet, shaved pussy, no gag reflex, sweet anal hole, and the kinkiest, dirtiest mind you ever met. Plus, I'm intelligent, sincere, and nice. Did I mention my wicked sense of humor?

    Send me a PM (private message) to contact me.
     
  2. GarthMerenghi

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    Hahahahahahahaha.
     
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    i am well gutted
     
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    yeah, but you're 44. i only go to bed with girls 29 and younger.
     
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    Even with her sweet anal hole?
     
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    how about pics of yourself
     
  7. Chicago_Dungeon

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    My hair is now down to my lower back and I've lost 50 lbs, but this should give you a little hint.

    I don't like to show my face on the internet, but it is gorgeous.

    My best trait is my modesty.

    BTW, I generally avoid forums, because I find these days they are mostly inhabited by angry trolls with nothing better to do than display their lack of a sense of humor by not comprehending when something is a joke and then seizing the opportunity to make themselves feel better by trying to degrade others. To those sorts of goomers (Grannie's word from The Beverly Hillbillies), I say, "Make that pouty lip I like to see so much, so I can slap it off your face with my cunt lips."

    http://www.chicagofootfetish.com/CFF0000007.jpg

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    http://www.mistressmadelinechicago.com/images/albums/NewAlbum_8e4af/mistressmadeline9.jpg

    http://www.chicagodisciplinarian.com/DM000005.jpg
     
  8. hungeagle

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    fat arogant hag and judgmental to boot--------ya couldnt pay me enough to fuck you
     
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  10. Chicago_Dungeon

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    Reported for flaming in violation of TOS. Thank you.
     
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    dude why wud a guy want shit in his mouth? :| :sour::yuck::tongue-tied::why:
    btw not a flame post just find it very weird why people would want that
     
  12. Chicago_Dungeon

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    It's a humiliation thing...psychological. Typically, the more powerful and in control a man is, the more he needs to be controlled and humiliated. It's cathartic for them...stress relief.
     
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    I doubt that "typically" is the right word to use there.
     
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    Sad deluded wench. Noone that into themselves could be good in bed. Your handle should be Itsallaboutme
     
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    You just wrote my biography.
     
  16. Chicago_Dungeon

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    Why is it that when a man is confident, he's confident, but when a woman is, she's sad and deluded?

    When I did porn for seven years, they thought I was pretty good in bed. I got paid very good money, so I must have been decent. I was known for being able to take triple penetration and deepthroat (no gag reflex). At the AVN Awards, they referred to me as the deepthroat queen one year.

    I sent mmjr a private message with two links that may change his mind about whether or not I am good in bed. Let's stand by and see what he thinks.
     
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  17. Chicago_Dungeon

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    You have a beautiful cock.
     
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    i cum to chicago from time to time ;)
     
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    Any guy that would come in here to say "I will only sleep with women younger than 'X' weighing less than 'Y' with a bust size of 'Z' Now send me pictures" would surely be regarded as an asshole.
     
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    I would love to do bad things to that gorgeous cock of yours. Yum!
     
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