Sexy songs by women re: big cocks

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    I'm only aware of a couple of songs with blatant lyrics about cock size: "Shoop" by Salt n' Pepa and "Short Dicked Man" by Gillette. I found these to be incredibly hot when I first heard them, and they still turn me on years later when I happen across them. Does anyone know of any other songs like these, or with references to cock size? I would love to see a new trend get started along these lines.
     
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    You mean something like this?
    YouTube
     
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    "Candy Man" by Christina Aguilera has the line "He's a one stop shop with a real big *OH!*"
    I only know that because someone said that line reminded her of me.
     
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    There are some, in rap. I think I even posted some lyrics here several months back. Don't recall who the artist was, tho.
     
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    Get Naked by Methods of Mayhem
     
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    how man licks by lil kim.. ow could you guys miss that one?
     
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    Years ago I heard a song by a female artist with the lyrics "Seven Inches or More," but I don't recall the band. It may have been hard rock, but she had a very sexy voice. It was probably one of the local LA groups that never made it to the big time.

    I searched for it in stores but never found it. It's not available from I-tunes.
     
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    Some useful additions to my karaoke repertoire!
     
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    The song is Nasty Girl and was sung by Vanity, written by Prince. The line is:

    "I need seven inches or more."

    In Alanis Morrisette's song Head Over Feet, there's a line; "your love is thick." although its not as direct as some others.
     
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    Click on the link and select the song "Love MEAT" from the play list. It's a catchy tune and pretty dirty. They want big, no question about it.

    MySpace.com - DeadDogInBlackBag - Brighton/London, UK - Electro / Comedy / Pop - www.myspace.com/deaddoginblackbag

    Also Janet Jackson is a self confessed size queen and she mentions her preference for size in a couple of her songs. In "That's The Way Love Goes" she sings

    Oh baby
    don't stop don't stop
    go deeper baby deeper
    you feel so good I'm gonna cry"!
    YouTube - Janet Jackson - That's the way love goes

    In "All For You" Janet sings

    All my girls at the party
    Look at that body
    Shakin that thing
    Like you never did see
    Got a nice package all right
    Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
    YouTube - All For You

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    More proof that Prince is a homo. Vanity was hot, but a serious freak, and not in a good way. She was WEIRD. (Read Nikki Sixx's Heroin Diaries.) Anyhow, years ago I saw her lame ass on some VH1 or MTV show, she's some self-appointed born again Christian "minister," after all of that whoring and drugging!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    I don't think Prince is homosexual so much as ultrasexual. I suspect he probably would, and has, tried anything once (listen to his song "When U Were Mine," Cyndi Lauper's cover of which is amazing).

    I think you could find many subtle and not-so-subtle references to big cocks in songs by the old female blues singers like Bessie Smith and Ma Rainey, although I can't think of any examples off the top of my head.
     
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    "Big, Long Slidin' Thing" by Dinah Washington, suppositiously about a trombone player:

    Big Long Slidin Thing Dinah Washington - Putfile.com
     
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