Sexy songs by women re: big cocks

[flame boy]

Missy Elliott - We Run This
"Black dudes got big wood"

Kelly Rowland - Work
"You got it, you got it / Put it in" and many, many more.

 

[gunnaknow]

Missy Elliott, Work It

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
If you got a big ***, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you

Destiny's Child, Soldier

If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean

Christina Aguilera, Can't Hold Us Down

You're just a little boy
Think you're so cute, so coy
You must talk so big to make up for smaller things
You're just a little boy
All you do is annoy
You must talk so big to make up for smaller things

TLC, Girl Talk

You see I had this brother who was mad at me
Cuz I told my home girl that he was packin'
Told the truth so I really don't give a damn
That I spilled the beans on his little short stem man (oh)
Some of y'all be foolin' us
Big feet big hands just plain big
The sex ain't worth a damn
We women wanna know these things
If y'all got the bat but not the swang

Put in work
If you don't want the girl to talk
And you don't want your feelings hurt
Put in work
Cause if you don't
That girl's just gon' go spreadin' the word

Girls talkin' got ya all caught out there
Why you thinkin' that it's all about ya
Forget she told me everything about ya
But the girls are talkin'
The girls are talkin'
Girls talk about the booty too
About the way a brother is hangin' too
When you didn't think that nobody knew
You see the girls are talkin'
The girls are talkin'

Listen y'all need to know this
That we'll straight up go tell your business
So if you're gonna come you better come with it
If you ain't swingin' just put your tongue in it (oh)
Some of y'all be killin me
Thinkin' you got powers like Austin
But you're more like Mini-Me
And when you finally get your blood flowin'
It be lookin' like a pinky with a glove on it

Put in work
If you don't want the girl to talk
And you don't want your feelings hurt
Put in work
Cause if you don't
That girl's just gon' go spreadin' the word

Girls talkin' got ya all caught out there
Why you thinkin' that it's all about ya
Forget she told me everything about ya
But the girls are talkin'
The girls are talkin'
Girls talk about the booty too
About the way a brother is hangin' too
When you didn't think that nobody knew
You see the girls are talkin'
The girls are talkin'

 

[gunnaknow]

Choice, Pipe Dreams

YouTube - Choice- Pipe Dreams

 

[Bariton]

I coundn't stand to post this suggestion. However it's not espessialy about big dicks ànd it's in dutch:
Keutel ♫ dj melson ♬ Kant en Klaar

 

[mjjudd]

Hate to show my age....but remember hearing this one 'back in the day':

"15 inches long, 8 inches thick.. first name almighty, last name is dick"

2 Live Crew
Dick Almighty
1985-ish

Edit... scratch this one... just re-read the topic this one is by an all-male group

 

[Standard Deviant]

Gee, I wrote this post asking this question so long ago, but never saw the replies. Thanks to anyone who wrote who is still around. And any others not here? By now I would think there would be more since cock size is less taboo than it was in the past. I just remembered another one: I don't know if it was entitled "My Big Ten Inch" but I do remember the title of the album was "Toys in the Attic." Aerosmith. And not a size reference but a cock reference: "Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian...but she sure likes the bone" (Dead Eye Dick, "New Age Girl")
I'll cover her with kisses
When we're in a lovers clinch
It seems she gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten inch

Read more: Aerosmith - Big Ten Inch Record Lyrics | MetroLyrics

https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...:s,v:v,m:sa&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&tt=b

I see now it isn't about a 10 inch cock, but a big 10 inch record...
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https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...a&sigb=13sdanbvd&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

 

[Standard Deviant]

Just remembered two more:
not sexy, though: Rod Stewart, whatever album "Infatuation" was on, I think it was called "Some Guys have all the Luck", one line where he says, "Is he really that big?" like the woman left him or cheated on him and he was asking why

and...
LONG JOHN
jazz classic
this one is quite funny and rather lewd
woman singing about her "dentist" who she has to pay to "drill" her
https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...a&sigb=12vqlob9b&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

 

[Standard Deviant]

Wow, this one was great:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFsGD7SwkB4


"Tent In Your Pants"

The tent so big
the tent so big
the tent so big
the tent so big
i see something in your pants that can't be real
don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal
i gotta move in closer and cop a feel
oh my, you got something with mass appeal
the tent so big in your pants, baby
the tent so big in your pants
if there's a housing crisis in the n anymore
need a place to go, you gotta open the door
wanna save the night, pull up a floor
wanna feel alright, party galore
you got a tents gig going in france, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the kids need something romance, baby
come on, let's take a chance (ooh)
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
i'm invite assuring you, connie and dean
girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene
there's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood
we should all dance around it, we would if we could
stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
get to romancing, down, down to the ground
stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down
get to romancing, down, down to the ground
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
you lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick
so keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit
rubbin' the club, legs in between
lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean
we're gonna wash that pole
we're gonna wash that pole
we're gonna wash that pole
scrub that pole, wash that pole
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
the tent's so big in your pants, baby
i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby
gonna sell those tickets advance, baby
an immense gig up in your pants, baby
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm
hurts so good i got a soregasm


Would like to see a much more explicit video with this that goes directly with the lyrics, and hear many more songs by women artists along these lines...

 

[Standard Deviant]

Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby

[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
[I think the actual lyric is "dick" not "digits"]
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...

Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]

S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby

 

[SprinkleMe69]

I have hella nasty songs by women but I'm not gonna do the lyrics thing. Copyright and all.

 

[Dport]

Pixies, Gigantic
YouTube - The Pixies : Gigantic (1988)

Great song too. The lyrics are a bit obscure but definitely about a big cock.

Best answer.

 

[EllieP]

I always thought this was a cool tune, but one day my husband heard me playing it while I was doing housework and started laughing.

He told me to sit down and listen to the lyrics, which honestly, I never had before.

Then he said play the song again and think about anal sex. Holy crap! Now I can't unhear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksI74c1mU60

 

[TexanStar]

Slightly off topic, but: Hot White Cum by Liz Phair

 

[925638]

Bounce That Dick By Jenna Marbles

 

[Naughty Teacher]

I know it's not by a woman, but Enormous Penis by DaVinci's Notebook is worth a listen.

 

[lapdog2001]

I always thought this was a cool tune, but one day my husband heard me playing it while I was doing housework and started laughing.

He told me to sit down and listen to the lyrics, which honestly, I never had before.

Then he said play the song again and think about anal sex. Holy crap! Now I can't unhear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksI74c1mU60

I watched the vid, and googled the lyrics, but the innuendo is subtle enough to me that I never would have guessed that was what it is about!

Now, that Liz Phair's HWC (Hot White Cum) .... there is no hidden meaning or innuendo in that song! :biggrin1:

 

[Mercurygirl]

Liz is the bomb.

 

[wallyj84]

Interesting thread.

How anyone can deny the superiority of big dicks is beyond me.

 

[deeperthanyou]

https://m.youtube.com/

Katy Perry - Birthday




It's time to bring out the big big big balloons

 

[Penis Aficionado]

"Bigger Is Always Better" - Deni Bonet

I saw her play at a bunch of small clubs in the East Village back in the '90s. Good to see she's still around. It's hard to really hear the lyrics, unfortunately, but you can get the idea.

I think that's Richard Barone, from the Bongos, on bass, if that means anything to anybody.