Sexy Things To Do In Florida?

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  1. B_Jennuine73

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    I am going to Florida (Orlando) for 3 wks. Mostly be doing kid central things but would like some exciting mommy time too.

    Any places I should go?
     
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    Miami?

    Oh, well, if you are in Disney Land, I can almost guaruntee they will have adult places in the surrounding area. Depends on what you are interested in, mommy.
     
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    LOL, thanks uh...son.
     
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    I know there's people from Florida here. Help a lady out!
     
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    I don't know about "sexy things to do" but my parents liked Cypress Gardens when they were there.

    "Midway between Orlando and Tampa the park is located less than 60 minutes from both metro areas in Winter Haven. Cypress Gardens is off U.S. Highway 27 south of Interstate 4."

    Cypress Gardens

    Have a great holiday Jenn! :cool:
     
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    Thanks Yorkie. Hey Yorkie, wanna cum and keep me company? ;)

    I'm thinking more of a naughty club hubby and I can go to. Swingers or BDSM clubs. Anyone?
     
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    Florida sucks. Sucks a dick.
     
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    Btw, I live in Florida. I really mean that.
     
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    There's a lot of things I want to do that aren't likely to happen. :rolleyes:
    By the time I'm back here tonight you'll be on your way so I won't bother asking my mum about swingers clubs. :biggrin1:
     
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    Yes I agree tampa sucks and people cant drive
     
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    Disney has various theme hotel resorts in their vast empire in Orlando. I stayed in the Grand Floridian Resort and it was nice. There was a beach there too as I recall. St. Augustine on the Alantic ocean side is a nice city to see as someone here already mentioned as are Boca Raton, Jupiter, and Palm Beach, a bit further south and great for golf but probably boring for kids.

    Although it may be a little out of your way, I'd say go to Charleston SC and Savannah GA. They are wonderful colonial cities that have retained their charm not overrun by tourists and have good food. Nashville if you like country music is another intersting city.

    I've never been but the Great Smokey Mountains National Park outside Knoxville TN sounds wonderful.

    Maybe you should tell us what types of things you enjoy doing so we can suggest things that won't make your eyes roll.
     
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    She's asking for BDSM and swingers clubs.

    Jennuine73: Florida is sometimes known as Heaven's waiting room, but I'm sure there are younger people there too. Maybe even sexy ones. :tongue: Try googling for clubs, get some names, and then post for recommendations. :wink:
     
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    Time for some sarcasm. Apologies in advance to Jennuine73.
    Oh puh-leeze! The entire state can't be gay???
    Everything's relative. Compared to ...
    ... people in the rest of Florida appear to be skilled, accomplished, professional drivers!
     
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    Oh, I guess I need to read the thread titles. :redface:

    Sorry can't help you out there 73. I'm on the other side of the fence here.
     
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    In Florida now and where I am is about half an hour from Orlando. I've talked to a few locals and they told me I need to go to Orlando. I've also been told Orlando is a dangerous place. So...looks like I am screwed, or not screwed!

    Weather is great though. It's about 80 today and home is -10! Woohoo!
    There is a sign about 100ft from the backyard I am staying in. It says "Do not feed" and there's a pic of an alligator. So I've been keeping mydaughter close and wouldn't be surprised to see an alligator in the pool one morning.
     
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    Jenn, it's getting ten below here tonite....i hope you get sunburned!
    Just look around for those seedy newspapers on the street corners, they may offer some insight. or dig around on google, or even the yellow pages, and i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for. I've had some hella good times in Orlando. Oh yeah...the alligators are for real and so are the snakes. Have Fun!!!
     
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    Jennuine73, that sign is no joke! Definetely don't let her out of your site outside. The pool should have a fence around it.

    How old is your daughter? Is she big enough to enjoy a princess breakfast at Disney and a ride in the teacups? I know it's quite expensive but we went when I was 7 and I had a great time. I must have, I still remember it and I'm 41 now. :smile:



     
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    Oops! Just noticed you wanted sexy things to do. :tongue:

    Rico27 and circumstances live in Florida though I am not sure where. You may want to PM them for a guaranteed good time.
     
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    Jen,
    Orlando is not a dangerous place...Miami is (just kidding). Like any city there are places to avoid. Orlando is not a hard city like some of the bigger more notorious ones. There is crime, again just like any other city. In Orlando it is all clumped together so avoidance is easy.

    Orlando is a beautiful city and has a lot of cool things to do. PM me if you want to know if an area is good or not. Again, it is not dangerous. The alligators won't come after you. Stupid people don't realize that you can't feed them like ducks and therefore there are the signs warning them not to feed the alligators. I wouldn't let your daughter wander aimlessly...she has a higher chance of falling in the pool than seeing an alligator.

    And well, as far as sexy things to do in florida...there is always Ricos house (hah).....
     
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    NJ we were thinking the same thing. Eerie huh?
     
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