Sexy Xmas Carols?

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  1. Nekoman

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    Here's the scene: the wife and I are alone for the night, my daughter is on a sleepover. We're getting warm and cozy and sensual all night.

    We finally lie down to bed, early. She reaches over and puts her hand on my erect penis...for the first time all night. I moan with pleasure.

    What does she do next? She starts singing a Xmas carol.

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....

    I immediatelly lost my hardon. Lost my interest.

    ?????

    I asked her, she said it was "being sexy" on her part. She was into it, she said.

    Girls -- what do you think?

    Guys, if your're reading, how would you respond to situation?
     
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    I think things would have turned our much better with "Santa Baby."
     
  3. MickeyLee

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    so agree with JoyBunny "Santa Baby" is the only acceptable perving X-mas carol.

    if i was a guy: my boy bits, open flame, do not want!! i would be okay with references to candy canes, just what i always wanted, sitting on Santa's lap, if i'm naughty will you still come down my chimney *giggle* so maybe not that last one.

    if you must get festive maybe a garland cock ring? a star for your mighty tannenbaum?

    ML
     
  4. Principessa

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    :rofl: That has to be the most unsexy Christmas song ever. No wonder you lost your erection. :frown1: No one wants to think about their privates being roasted on an open fire. :yuck:
     
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    It is too bad Prince doesn't write erotic stuff anymore. That is an untapped market. Erotic Christmas songs.
     
  6. D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse

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    "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" is a tough song to maintain an erection to.

    In fact, most christmas carols and a stiff cock don't mix.
     
  7. MickeyLee

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    the 12 days of Xmas lends it self to role playing and sex games if just monkey with the lyrics. umm 12 Lays of XXXMas?

    ML

    *going to work this out* on the first days of Xmas.....what can you do in a tree?
     
  8. Pitbull

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    It would take more than a damn song to make my hardon go away!
    I might have said
    "Very nice. Now if your done singing you may start sucking." :tongue:
     
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