Sgt. Pecker Ages another year

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Yesterday, this man Percy Pecker announced here: -my schlong, Pecker's tale- that today he would be turning 82...er, I mean 62. I figured it would benefit us all to honor this gentleman with his own thread and sing him a happy birthday.

According to his bio. Sgt.Pecker enjoys looking young, fornicating with willing individuals, baseball, blueberry pie, Nascar racing, LPSG and late night talks with Condoleeza Rice and being a kindly individual who has a propensity towards treeing sqirrels-this one is begging for another chance to sing him a tune instead- http://www.dougfahl.com/images/fullimages/photography/squirrel.jpg


So, without further talk: Happy Birthday Pecker!
 

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BREAKING NEWS FROM LPSG NEWS

Sgt Pecker, a beloved poet, in LPSG City has recently had a birthday. It has come to our attention that Sgt. Pecker has fallen on hard financial times due to medical bills and costs of "special clothing" needed due to advanced age.

For his birthday, his local church, the Mormon Church, is taking up a love offering to help pay his expenses for Depends now that with advancing age, Sgt. Pecker is in dire need. At first is was just night and not every night. His problem really surfaced last year at the Nascar racing event where Sgt. Pecker had not only problems remembering where the restroom was, but was having trouble getting it straight which he was suppose to do first. Was it find the restroom and then pee or was it pee and then find the restroom?

Such complicated decisions like this have taken their toll on Sgt. Pecker. Last month, the elders at the Mormon Church here is LPSG City opened a checking account at Big Penis Saving It Not and Loan Out to help defray Sgt. Pecker's cost of purchasing Depends. Or, if you prefer, you may drop off a package of Sgt. Pecker's size and brand. Sgt. Pecker wears large Depends, Extra Extra Absorbency. Be sure and get the ones with the ultra petite crotch pouch.

Sgt. Pecker, we love you and hope you have a very blessed birthday. It is the least we can do for you in your golden age to see that you aren't walking down My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours Avenue in wet pants.
 

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Y'all are sweet. Time for me to make a wish. I've always wanted....oh, wait, I have to go to the bathroom.

Oops.




Nevermind.
 

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Ah, Pecks ... 62? Really. You don't seem a day over 61.
(Well, noooo ... maybe you do seem a day over 61, but no more.)

You're one of the rocks here. And yes, I know that's ambiguous.
Solly.

Hope you have a wonderful year, Pecker.:biggrin1:

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