Shag Any Superhero

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    If you had the oppertunity which superhero would you sleep with?
     
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    Super girl. She can do things no ordinary woman can do.
     
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    Haha true, If I had the oppertunity I would shag Superman!
     
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    Superman is flying high in the sky. He can see Wonderwoman lying naked on the ground with legs spread. He thinks, "I sure would like some of that. I can fly down fast, and be gone before she knows what happened to her." He flies down zooom bam bam bam and is gone.
    Wonderwoman says, "What was that?"
    The Invisibleman says, "I don't know but my arse sure is torn up." :laughing:
     
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    Mystique from the X-Men comic/movies... she can be anyone you want..or anything for that matter :) male ..female...animal... Opportunities are endless!!!! I WIN! You cannot come up with a better one than that !!!

    end thread here.... hahahah
     
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    I want to top OCMuscleJock in his batman costume. I win. :tongue: btw keep the mask on, and the cap too.
     
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    OC is my hero :rolleyes: , but i guess it will remain a fantasy :wink:
     
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    Yes, you belong to me. Now come here and cuddle.
     
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    Quailman. When he gets a little older of course.

    A belt around his head and tighty whities over his shorts... what's not to love?
     
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    The man of steel :yup:
     
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    At first I thought Superman, but he is faster than a speeding bullet, so Batman it is.
     
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    The De-Virginizer


    It's really Rouge in a dominatrix outfit with a mask.
     
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    i'd shag superman and batman for sure, and of the x-men i'd shag wolverine (preferably hugh jackman), cyclops, and gambit... oh yeah and havoc too. he's not an x-men but he's from the x-men comics.
     
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    Well, they aren't super-heros but I want to do a MFM with grandpa jones and minnie pearl. I think it would be something I'd never forget.
     
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    Emma Frost, shes one of the X-men.
    Sexier than Mystique.
    I win! :tongue:
     
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    Darwin said, "he who puts pics of nuts on web, winds up married to heifer named deb."
     
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    So you dumped me already LOL

    Does Dr Who count as a superhero? Maybe its because I think David Tennant is so hot. He could shag me anytime, anyplace.
    If not the Dr. I would have to agree with Tardis, OC is my hero as well, too bad he's spoken for. :smile:
     
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    the she-hulk or the black cat.
     
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    id shag Batman. He's fricken HOT and muscular!!! im sure he has a big dick too!!! LOL I can work him all night. and then maybe invite Superman over the next day. LOL
     
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