Shags per month ratio

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  1. safetyfirst

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    Hi,

    Just for a bit of light hearted entertainment my flat mates and I were working out our average shags per month. To do this we worked out how many months it had been since losing our virginities and then working out the number of people we had slept with.

    Once those 2 numbers were worked out we divided the number of people slept with by the number of months hence giving the average shags per month.

    For example. I lost my virginity when I was 16, I am no 20 so that is 48 months. I have slept with 13 people so dividing 13 by 48 gives me an average shags per month of 0.270833

    Just wondering what other peoples shags per month are??
     
  2. Chuck64

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    A very low 0.05 and proud of it.
     
  3. D_Cliddorne Clitknocker

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    My number is an estimate, but 50/160= .3125 About average maybe who knows, no new shags in the past 4 years or so. I see that number going down steadily, but its quality not quantity right.
     
  4. safetyfirst

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    Of course its quality over quantity. This is just for a bit of fun. x
     
  5. Dr Rock

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    4.168 (margin of error either way is about 0.145, given that i don't keep an accurate count :tongue:)
     
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    I see a flaw in the math.... my shags per month ratio would be quite low because of the number of people I've slept with if I used your calculations....


    but I know it has to be higher since I usually shag the same person multiple times per <month/week/day>
     
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    Well ok, we are talking about different people in a hypothetical situation.
     
  8. Matthew

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    Math thread??? *runs in terror*

    I would play, but I lost track of at least one of those numbers a long time ago ...
     
  9. Chuck64

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    Forget quantity. I'm over the hill by gay standards, and I can still count them all on one hand. Looking back, they weren't all quality either - I just didn't know any better.
     
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    Lost virginity at 16, now 27 (almost 28). 12 x 12=144. One partner, so 1/144=.00694 repeating. I've had allot of sex though, when shes home on the weekend, whe have sex normaly three times. So thats 3 x 4=12 times a month, on average. Highschool was once aday during the week and two or three times aday weekends. Military was totaly different as well. Any solutions?
     
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    Lost virginity @ 15. I am now 26 having had sex with 8 women. ratio = 0.0606
    It looks bad but I don't cheat and 3 of those women have a combined 8 years of monogamous realtionships with me between them. So my single time ratio =0.139
     
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    Way below average, especially since I have a hard time with addition and subtraction let alone with all of this multiplying and dividing.
     
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    My estimate is 2.4 but maths only average. You must be a statistics undergrad or cephologist. Does just stroking your nob against labia count or not? Cheers!
     
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    16 months, 4 guys, therefore .25

    actual sexual intercourse (anal that is...)
    3 months, 1 guy (several times a week since then though, it wasnt just a one time thing....), therefore 0.333333333333.......
     
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    0.82219, which teaches me above all that I'm very glad there's a calculator on my computer. :rolleyes:
     
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    133 ladies / about 96 months = 1.38 (yes i was 14)

    but i dont ever recall doing just a 1/3rd of a women.
     
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    almost 6 years since i lost my virginity, counting ever possible thing that could be considered a sexual encounter there's 5 people. So 0.072 but if I didn't count the ones that really weren't enough to consider sexual liaisons I'm down to 3 people. If I go with total number of times, that's somewhere around 8 maybe. It's not been a great 6 years.
     
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    I've yet to lose my virginity, so theoretically this is a negative number...

    I've slept with zero people

    (0/n) = 0

    Where n is a number less than 0.


    I was going to make a divide by zero arguement for the time, arguing that my ratio approaches infinity despite all logic, but I played along.
     
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    Nothing like an equation to get
    some guys excited.
     
  20. Chuck64

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    Well I know I've never done 1/20th of a man... None of them were THAT small.
     
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