Shame On The Bully

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  1. Pappy

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    A pathetic guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.

    "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver."I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. " I can't do anything right... I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance.

    I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poison...
     
  2. PukingBristols

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    Interesting joke
     
  3. Northland

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    So, you're saying he was in tears because he had wasted money on a cab ride? Ah, yes. That would be reason for tears.
     
  4. Principessa

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    Oh come on, that's funny! I can't believe it took 4 years for someone to get the joke. :rolleyes: I guess I'm the only who appreciates gallows humor...

     
  5. beretta8

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    I thought it was funny too..........now that gallows you were speaking of...where's the pole....
     
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  7. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You're not the only one who appreciates it there, NJQT.
     
  8. unabear09

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    LMAO!!! Now that guy and myself share the same luck lol
     
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