shaq's / yao ming's cock

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by cyber, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. cyber

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    i wish there are photos of those super tall basketball player's cock. I can't imagine the size of shaq's cock. his feet and hands are bloody huge!! what about his manhood??
     
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    I know.. Sometimes I wonder if its hung or shunned?!
     
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    i bet shaq is hung like a horse, hes one of those dark black dudes with the real deep voice, i bet its thicker than his little tiny wifes wrist... ever seen that mtv cribs episode with them? she is a nice fit little petite light skiinned black chick, probably like 5'4", could you imagine?!
     
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    To be honest I don't think Shaq's hung at all. His wife was cheating on him for most of their marraige from what I've heard. The only conceivable reason is sex I think.
     
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    I heard that references to Shaq's size was in some book. Not for sure though.
     
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    I'm sure Shaq is hung based on his hands and feet size. I have huge hands, and wear a size 12, and gee I got a five inch bone on me. Geez, might as well have said cause he's big and black his dick surely is huge. Would have made as much sense.
     
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    Maybe she cheated cos his was impractical!
     
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    Hope this gets by the censors

    Definition of a Born Loser: A seven foot tall black man with a small cock who can't play basketball
     
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    But height and cock size don't always correlate. Same for foot and hand size.
     
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    Maybe it was because she just wanted to have an intelligent conversation.
     
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    i can't find the link but (take this for what it's worth) karrine "superhead" steffans, the hip-hop video-hoe who had affairs with many rappers and hollywood a-listers was on jamie foxx sirius radio and said shaq's penis is, and i quote her, "average if you're 5-foot-2 and a hundred-and-ten pounds". for the clueless masses who can't read between the lines, she basically called him below average as far as penis size
     
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    Well I did a bit or research and found that Miss Superhead was getting paid by Shaq 10 G's a month for a head ....WOW.. not sure if that was Shaqs Penis in the picture but they hinted .....


    also check this new trend

    The new trend among a few black players in the NBA is wife swapping. A player from a East Coast team often swaps his wife with another player and vice versa on an irregular basis.



    They are both trying to add spice to their marriage and they are best friends on the team. Before this agreed up arrangement, one of the players was having an affair with his personal assistant.



    Sadly, the wives will do anything to hold on to their men, even if they're not comfortable with it.



    One defends the practice by saying, "Well, at least I know the woman my husband is having sex with and he knows the man I'm having sex with."



    West Coast:



    You don't have to be a sports fan to know who this NBA star is. The open marriage he shares with his wife is slowly leaking out. She found out about his numerous outside kids as well as his jump-off and wifey.



    She threatened to take him to the cleaners unless he agreed to an open marriage. She got involved with another NBA player. Rumor has it, our star had him traded.

    Also I found this in the Urban Dictionary

    1. Patrick Ewing [​IMG] 63 up, 8 down [​IMG]
    1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
    2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
    1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
    2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add

    tags huge shlong
     

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    i remember there was a net cartoon called Tards or something and ron jeremy was in a episode. said something about one of their cocks and said something like...Its bigger then Shaq's (have you seen shaq's) No but hes a 7 foot black guy how small could it be?
     
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    That was my first line of rational too. He's a good man, not the brightest. Let's face it too, the fact she cheated, it's not entirely his fault either. That's on her, it's her character flaw. I'd venture to guess, due to lack of evidence, but perhaps he's "Shaqed" up with another woman/other women while on the road in the NBA ? It's not that far fetched, he probably had way more opportunity to, not to mention rationalizing that he was the star and bread winner in that relationship.
     
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    Years ago Shaq had his briefs custom made by e2u. I also wore e2us and asales person at that company told me that Shaq's cock size "was in the stratusphere."
     
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    I'm pretty sure it's massive. If you watch Freddy got Fingered there's a bit where he's on the bed with Freddy's mum and you can see it flopping about inside his boxers.
     
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    i can't believe people are still that ignorant. since when does black have anything to do with penis size?? oh yeah, i forgot, all mexicans eat tacos, all asian's are bad drivers and every black guy has a big penis. i forgot we live in a world of stereotypes and misinformed loudmouths who speak about things they don't understand
     
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    Sure, he ikey has cheated. Not that I speak from an informed perspective on teh matter. I don't know and don't particularly care. But the both of them cheating and tolerating it from the other is likely way more finacially responsible of him. And she likely won't divorce if the whole world knows she cheated.
     
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