Sharing hotel room & jacking off? ADVICE?

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  1. haloboy

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    Hey
    im about to start a new job as a bricklayin apprentice, my boss has told me to spend 12 days in canberra (few hours from me) working on a job he has up there.

    problem is he said we'll be sharing a hotel room (2 beds obviously) we're both straight as straight can be but im a bloody horny bugger so im worried about fapping off. i usually tug it morning and night and im wondering if anyone has any experience like this?

    i dont wanna tug it in the shower cos he'll think im weird for spending ages in the shower (takes me a bit).

    its a brand new job so its not like im comfortable around his yet either.

    advice? i dont think i can last that long without rubbing it out
     
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    Have you ever considered masturbating elsewhere? Could you go for a walk in the mornings and at night and find somewhere secluded to masturbate? Then you won't feel wound up.


     
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    go for a drive and unload in the car...hehehe
    or .... wait till he goes to have his shower and bang away in bed.
     
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    Jack off in bed" decretely" next to him and see if he picks up on the intent.
     
  5. D_s46d5uyg

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    I am pretty sure if you walk around the hotel room naked he will allow you some private time. Is he that cheap that he can't get you your own room. Ever think the one room arrangement may in-dick-ate he ain't all that straight?

    Don't be self conscience. He J.O. too.
     
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    Wait until he gets into the shower.
     
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    I know this may sound strange but you are both men bring it up be honest
    i get horny where do i jack off or like the others say go for a walk and beat off
     
  8. dolfette

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    doing it out on a walk could get you arested...some poor woman or kid happening upon you would be scared shitless.

    doing it in bed, if he notices, could be seen as sexual harassment and get you fired.

    having a noisy wet dream would not give a good impression. do jack!

    who cares if he thinks you take a long time to wash? it's the less of several evils.
     
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    What is the age of you and him? Is he married? If he's an older married guy he might get his shorts twisted if you say something about needing to Jerk off. You could be looking for a new job. How long does it take you to do the deed?
     
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    are you both married men? single? What is your age difference?

    Actually all of these things are kind of irrelevant. Just wait until he's snoring and you can take care of business on your bed in your own space. If he catches you and is offended, apologize and say you thought he was asleep. Then go take a shower and do it there if you need to- as it was said, he didn't want to provide you your own room.

    You might catch him doing the very same thing.
     
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    Im willing to bet that having your boss in the same room as you will be more of a buzzkill than you think.
     
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    oh hell no...there is no way in the world that I would ever agree to sharing a hotel room with my boss and she is a woman too
     
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    Are you serious or is this a joke? If you're truly serious about this, I would take this as an opportunity to control your impulses. It might be good practice now before you get married and have kids because you might not ever find a place "rub one out" then. :smile:
     
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    Well said, this is work so the rules are not the same as with mates!

    But go naked if that's what you do, at least to bed and to the bathroom, see how comfortable he is with that and react accordingly
     
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    In 12 days it should not be that difficult to get some alone time - your boss goes out for a beer,etc. If not you can always make up for lost time when you get back !!!
     
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    Assuming you have an en suite, why not go into the bathroom, lock the door and do it over the toilet as part of your normal hygiene routine? You can then flush away the evidence. Unless he's got exceptional hearing or particularly nosy, so far as he's concerned you could just as well be having a shit.
     
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    Agreed, this is not difficult. Once he falls asleep there's a good chance he will breathe deeply...just wank quietly. The room will likely be dark, even if he does wake up, I doubt he will rush to turn the light on to catch you. If he wears glasses, then its even less likely he will see anything even if he tried. I've used this method so many times since I was a kid and I've never had trouble with it. Just remember to bring something to bed with you to hide the evidence.
     
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    I don't have a great deal of experience sharing a hotel room with someone that I'm not intimate with... but I have found from personal experience that you will have windows of opportunity to have some privacy. He may have a schedule where he goes to the gym, or for a morning or evening walk etc... If this does not present itself why don't you take it upon yourself to offer him some privacy by going to a movie or something for a couple of hours and perhaps he will offer you the same courtesy.
     
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    This is the stupidest posting I've seen in this thread.

     
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    What are of Canby you working in? Might be able to suggest a few places...
     
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