Can we all take a moment in meditation to properly worship this Mighty Being? Plays for the San Diego Chargers, 6'4", 235lbs, and most important: a proud slab of dark meat between those explosive thighs. His disgruntled ex-girlfriend Gloria Velez vouches: Video: Gloria Velez Goes In On Tila Tequila For Messin With Her Man Shawne Merriman! "411 Midget. Myspace Hoe. Not Talented Bitch. She Looks Like An Alien" But the pics- all without cup- say enough.