She FUCKS THE CAR

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  1. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Oh.

    I love car sex... but not THIS kinda car sex. Phew... guess she's a Manual Queen, cuz an Automatic just couldn't keep her satisfied. :biggrin1:
     
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    Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant or a disease.
     
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    Germans are fucked up. With all due respect, of course.
     
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    Can you imagine taking a car on a test drive after she's been in it?

    "I'll take it. I really hate the car but there's something about that new car smell."
     
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    I've seen weirder things. Oh, and no, I'm not proud of that.
     
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    those are teh biggest pussy lips i've ever seen
     
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    I think my next used car will be an automatic.
     
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    i think KITT from Knight Rider has a new girlfriend :rolleyes:
     
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    Yeah and for that matter, he'll be using more & more turbo boosts if she keeps straddling the gearshift like that.:biggrin1::rolleyes::cool:
     
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    Whoah!!
     
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    and not even a BMW....cheap:biggrin1:
     
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    yes, a lowly nissan. but don't think i could take seeing her peeing all over a bimmer (see part 2)...
     
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    what

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    fuck

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    that was weird
     
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    That girl's got no style or class - she should be fucking and dating a Rolls Royce, and playing him off against his wealthy best friend Bentley, and also secretly thinking about a dirty threesome with that kinky slut Mercedes whos always hanging around that petrol station garage down the road
     
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    There is no amount of Armor All that will equal the sheen on that leather stick. On the flip side, there is no amount of Febreeze to bring back that new car smell.
     
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