She Got Me Pregnant

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  1. Mr. Snakey

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    Men are having babies. One could argue only after a gender reassignment operation. However medical science thinks it may be feasible someday for a woman to get a man pregnant. Once they get the plumbing figured out. So rather than argue if this will ever happen, i pose some hypothetical questions. I also post with the intention that our treatment of women needs to improve. They are simply a gift from the gods. A very funny song by a favorite band of mine inspired this thread. This thread is posted for fun. Ok girls it's your turn.

    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
    2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
    3 - Would you call him a slut?
    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

    YouTube - Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant
     
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    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
    No
    2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
    Maybe, but I'd pay support
    3 - Would you call him a slut?
    No
    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
    Yeah
    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
    He is
    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
    Yes
    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
    Kinda
    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?
    No
     
  3. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    Pregnancy is the most beautiful thing so i'd cherish every moment of it.
     
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    If he wants to be the woman, then i'll be the man :fing02:
     
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    Lol, Karma probably but no I wouldn't have the heart to do that.

    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours? No.
    2- Would drop him like a bad habit ? No of course not.
    3 - Would you call him a slut? No.
    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them? Probably.
    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful? Yes, you can see the beauty in everything.
    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad? No.
    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ? No, I might get frustrated with him but I could understand.
    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying? No, but I'd do everything I could to stop it, for his sake and mine.
     
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    No, medical science doesn't. Human sexual dimorphism reaches profoundly beyond "the plumbing" differences. There's much greater likelihood in our developing an artificial womb than in enabling androgenic reproduction.
     
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    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours? No.
    2- Would drop him like a bad habit? No.
    3 - Would you call him a slut? No.
    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them? I'd likely have a stash of homemade ones ready for him.
    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful? Of course.
    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad? No.
    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his mood swings? No.
    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying? No, but I'd try REALLY hard to minimize it--crying makes me cry.
     
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    I will follow the advice I gave my baby brother. If there's any doubt in my mind, any at all, my name only goes on the birth record after dna testing, or a blood-type test as a minimum. The name can always be added, but can never be removed. I'm not raising the illegitimate offspring of some loser who can only keep a woman by lying about a baby.
    He's only a slut if I am. I'd stick around. A baby is a blessing, especially if we have the resources to provide a loving home.
    Preggos have enough to worry about without the people around them refusing to be supportive. The father of my baby would always be a hottie to me, and I'll gladly cater to his cravings and esteem issues. My husband is the sweetest, sexiest dude I ever met. That's why I put the ring on that third finger every morning, right before I pack his lunch, and smack his juicy ass!
    Yes, but I wouldn't show it. Lately, side-effects from medication, and my jacked up endocrine system have me making the excuses, and he almost always takes it in stride.
    That's not very supportive.
    I might, but I'd make it seem like a vacation. His mother lives in a tropical paradise. Then again, right now, so do we.
     
  9. Mr. Snakey

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    Ladies, thank you for your answers. They were truly warm, caring and wonderful. We are so lucky to have you here.:hug:
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
    I would hope that I would "woman up" to my responsibiilities.
    2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
    Again, I would hope that I would do the right thing
    3 - Would you call him a slut?
    That would make me a slut monger, wouldnt it?
    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
    Yeah, and get some for myself while I was at it!
    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
    Of course, there would just be more to love...
    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
    No, I would just have to talk to the hand...
    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
    Pulease!
    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

    No, but I might go to my mothers ! LOL!
     
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    1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
    --of course. Then we could be on the Maury show or maybe even Oprah. Think of all the free baby stuff!

    2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
    --if he's pregnant by me, he's already a bad habit. I would let him stick around. After all, there's all those nasty nappies and messy noses! Shudder.

    3 - Would you call him a slut?
    --only if he wanted me to.

    4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
    --i guess...if I have to I will. Hopefully
    he'll pay for them and we'll be square.

    5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
    -- I am not a good liar, so my answer is 'no.'

    6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
    --mad? Heck no. I would happily trot across the room to our toy box.

    7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
    --no. You cannot call any guy a sissy and expect him not to instantly morph into Alpha Male.

    8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?
    --hell no! He would come back and be demanding this and that and all whiney and sissylike. He cannot even visit his 'mothers' while pregnant.

    Fun thread!!
     
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    I've been trying to get you pregnant for years and the seed's never taken. I don't think it's me because many of the men I've been with are now proud papas. I'm beginning to think you're barren.
     
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    I can only hope they get around to this technology in my lifetime. It would really show my progress if at the end of all my work I could actually reproduce.
     
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