She Got Me Pregnant

[Mr. Snakey]

Men are having babies. One could argue only after a gender reassignment operation. However medical science thinks it may be feasible someday for a woman to get a man pregnant. Once they get the plumbing figured out. So rather than argue if this will ever happen, i pose some hypothetical questions. I also post with the intention that our treatment of women needs to improve. They are simply a gift from the gods. A very funny song by a favorite band of mine inspired this thread. This thread is posted for fun. Ok girls it's your turn.

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
3 - Would you call him a slut?
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

YouTube - Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant

 

[TheBottomlessVag]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
No
2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
Maybe, but I'd pay support
3 - Would you call him a slut?
No
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
Yeah
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
He is
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
Yes
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
Kinda
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?
No

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Men are having babies. One could argue only after a gender reassignment operation. However medical science thinks it may be feasible someday for a woman to get a man pregnant. Once they get the plumbing figured out. So rather than argue if this will ever happen, i pose some hypothetical questions. I also post with the intention that our treatment of women needs to improve. They are simply a gift from the gods. A very funny song by a favorite band of mine inspired this thread. This thread is posted for fun. Ok girls it's your turn.

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?No
2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?No
3 - Would you call him a slut?No
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?Of course
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?Definately because he would be
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?No
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?Never
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?No but don't know why he would cry anyway

YouTube - Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant

Pregnancy is the most beautiful thing so i'd cherish every moment of it.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?Absolutely

2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?Bad habit stick to me so probably no

3 - Would you call him a slut? Absolutely

4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?I'd buy him a bottle of vinegar and a cucmber. With that he can do what he wants

5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?I'd rub his big fat belly for luck

6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?No, id go masturbate and get drunk whilst watching some silly girly movie

7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his mood swings? I'd tell him it's all in his head and to straighten things up

8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying? No, i'd go on holiday and come back when it's all finished

YouTube - Sparks - (She got me) Pregnant

If he wants to be the woman, then i'll be the man :fing02:

 

[D_Blanche Badabing]

If he wants to be the woman, then i'll be the man :fing02:

Lol, Karma probably but no I wouldn't have the heart to do that.

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours? No.
2- Would drop him like a bad habit ? No of course not.
3 - Would you call him a slut? No.
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them? Probably.
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful? Yes, you can see the beauty in everything.
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad? No.
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ? No, I might get frustrated with him but I could understand.
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying? No, but I'd do everything I could to stop it, for his sake and mine.

 

[HazelGod]

However medical science thinks it may be feasible someday for a woman to get a man pregnant. Once they get the plumbing figured out.

No, medical science doesn't. Human sexual dimorphism reaches profoundly beyond "the plumbing" differences. There's much greater likelihood in our developing an artificial womb than in enabling androgenic reproduction.

 

[just_a_girl]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours? No.
2- Would drop him like a bad habit? No.
3 - Would you call him a slut? No.
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them? I'd likely have a stash of homemade ones ready for him.
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful? Of course.
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad? No.
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his mood swings? No.
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying? No, but I'd try REALLY hard to minimize it--crying makes me cry.

 

[AlteredEgo]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?

I will follow the advice I gave my baby brother. If there's any doubt in my mind, any at all, my name only goes on the birth record after dna testing, or a blood-type test as a minimum. The name can always be added, but can never be removed. I'm not raising the illegitimate offspring of some loser who can only keep a woman by lying about a baby.

2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
3 - Would you call him a slut?

He's only a slut if I am. I'd stick around. A baby is a blessing, especially if we have the resources to provide a loving home.

4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?

Preggos have enough to worry about without the people around them refusing to be supportive. The father of my baby would always be a hottie to me, and I'll gladly cater to his cravings and esteem issues. My husband is the sweetest, sexiest dude I ever met. That's why I put the ring on that third finger every morning, right before I pack his lunch, and smack his juicy ass!

6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?

Yes, but I wouldn't show it. Lately, side-effects from medication, and my jacked up endocrine system have me making the excuses, and he almost always takes it in stride.

7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?

That's not very supportive.

8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

I might, but I'd make it seem like a vacation. His mother lives in a tropical paradise. Then again, right now, so do we.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Ladies, thank you for your answers. They were truly warm, caring and wonderful. We are so lucky to have you here.:hug:

 

[naughty]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
I would hope that I would "woman up" to my responsibiilities.
2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
Again, I would hope that I would do the right thing
3 - Would you call him a slut?
That would make me a slut monger, wouldnt it?
4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
Yeah, and get some for myself while I was at it!
5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
Of course, there would just be more to love...
6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
No, I would just have to talk to the hand...
7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
Pulease!
8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

No, but I might go to my mothers ! LOL!

 

[B_curiousme01]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours?
--of course. Then we could be on the Maury show or maybe even Oprah. Think of all the free baby stuff!

2- Would drop him like a bad habit ?
--if he's pregnant by me, he's already a bad habit. I would let him stick around. After all, there's all those nasty nappies and messy noses! Shudder.

3 - Would you call him a slut?
--only if he wanted me to.

4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them?
--i guess...if I have to I will. Hopefully
he'll pay for them and we'll be square.

5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
-- I am not a good liar, so my answer is 'no.'

6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad?
--mad? Heck no. I would happily trot across the room to our toy box.

7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ?
--no. You cannot call any guy a sissy and expect him not to instantly morph into Alpha Male.

8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?
--hell no! He would come back and be demanding this and that and all whiney and sissylike. He cannot even visit his 'mothers' while pregnant.

Fun thread!!

 

[B_Nick8]

I've been trying to get you pregnant for years and the seed's never taken. I don't think it's me because many of the men I've been with are now proud papas. I'm beginning to think you're barren.

 

[DGirl]

1- Would you say the baby isn't yours? Maybe

2- Would drop him like a bad habit ? I would, so he can take me to the Maury P show...

3 - Would you call him a slut? YES!!!!!!!

4 - If he wanted pickles would you run to the store and get them? Once we get back together after I find out on the T.V that it is mine.. YES.

5 - He's as big as a gumball machine. Would you still tell him he's beautiful?
NO

6 - If he says, not tonight i have a headache. Would you get mad? Hell, yeah!!!!! He says that NOW!!

7 - Would you call him a sissy regarding his moodswings ? YES!!

8 - Would you send him to his mothers because of his constant crying?

YES...

 

[the_NET]

I can only hope they get around to this technology in my lifetime. It would really show my progress if at the end of all my work I could actually reproduce.

 

[arthurdent]

Referring to the original post :

(She Got Me) Pregnant - Sparks (London Forum 20th March 2009)

Ron Mael's personal nightmare expressed through the medium of dance!