She said i have a large penis.

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  1. thepowerofme

    thepowerofme New Member

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    My girl friend said i have a large penis. She told me it was the biggest she has ever seen! I have yet to have sex with her, she is a vergin. Hey at least she is tight as hell!:cool:.
     
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    Yayyyyyyy!!!
     
  3. curiouscat9

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    Pickle Basics

    Pickled products truly add spice to meals and snacks. The skillful blending of spices, sugar and vinegar with fruits and vegetables creates a crisp, firm texture and a pungent, sweet-sour flavor.
    Although food markets today offer a wide variety of pickles and relishes, many homemakers like to make their own pickled products when garden vegetables and fresh fruits are in abundant supply.

    TYPES OF PICKLED PRODUCTS

    Various types of pickled products can be made depending on the ingredients used and the methods of preparation. There are four general classes:

    Brined Pickles or Fermented Pickles: These go through a curing process in a brine (salt and water) solution for one or more weeks. Curing changes the color, flavor and texture of the product. If the product is a fermented one, the lactic acid produced during fermentation helps preserve the product. In brined products that are cured but not fermented, acid in the form of vinegar is added later to preserve the food.

    Fresh Pack or Quick Process Pickles: These are covered with boiling hot vinegar, spices and seasonings. Sometimes, the product may be brined for several hours and then drained before being covered with the pickling liquid. These pickles are easy to prepare and have a tart flavor. Fresh pack or quick pickles have a better flavor if allowed to stand for several weeks after they are sealed in jars.

    Fruit Pickles: These are prepared from whole or sliced fruits and simmered in a spicy, sweet-sour syrup made with vinegar or lemon juice.

    Relishes: These are made from chopped fruits and vegetables cooked to desired consistency in a spicy vinegar solution.
     
  4. D_Elijah_MorganWood

    D_Elijah_MorganWood New Member

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    If she's a virgin, how many hard cocks has she seen? 3? 5?
     
  5. jeff black

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    LOL!!


    What's with the Pickle reference?:tongue:
     
  6. curiouscat9

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    At 24 years old, I wouldn't expect you to pick up on the obtuse reference. Penis/Pickle. Pickled penis. (i.e. this post left me with a sour taste in my mouth.)

    The assumption of this board is that participants either have or are interested in issues surrounding the male genitalia. And some of us actually care about the overall health and well-being of men and their partners.

    Frankly, I don't give a flying fart what "she" said, as "she" is probably a figment of the imagination. I also don't care if she is a virgin and tight. I can go to any porn site to get the next new tight virgin with big tits reference.

    Besides, I am feeling a little testy. After a few months off from the board, I log in to find a waste land of unintellectual posts and a plethora of "ooooo baby, baby, what makes you so horny?" Me likey to licky the sooo big lolly pop." Where have all the real LPSG people gone? What have you done with my people?
     
  7. jeff black

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    I should give you a hearty Welcome back then.

    Yes... This board has had a surplus of new people (myself included), and some of us are repeating threads and asking questions that are beyond retarded... you will note it is similar people starting all the threads.

    I understand the pickle comment, eventhough I am ONLY 24... :tongue: I just laughed in my head, and pointed out the "randomness"
     
  8. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Curious, you're as bitchy as I am. Hallelujah.
     
  9. chicagosam

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    I'm so happy for you! Will you be sharing your member at large for the troops to admire? :biggrin1: Welcome! You've passed the physical!
     
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    Hey baby, wanna go in the back and have a little sex?
     
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