"She suffers from 'BWVAKTBOOM,' 'Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out"

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  1. dude_007

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    Why would people think this ad was a good idea?
     
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    she threw him a bag of veggies.
    she approves.
     
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    *girl in neck brace approves of this message* lol
     
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    On a more serious note, I find veganism to be...stupid. I'm not trying to bash on anyone cause I can TOTALLY understand why its done. But for my reasoning, we humans are animals. Animal. We were made to hunt, kill, scavenge and protect. We have a digestive system that allows to digest many different things, omnivores, unlike carnivores who's stomachs can only digest meat. But we are still hunters deep down. It's all about the food chain baby. Plus burgers are waaaay too yummy.
     
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    You single, as I could marry you for a comment like that :biggrin1:

    Seriously though, love me a nice steak all too much to go veggie.
     
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    As a matter of fact I am single lol. And don't go talking about steak, make me drool lol
     
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    Hey, you are in CO after all, home of the almighty cow, certainly from how South Park puts it :smile:
     
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    hahahahaha!!!! True indeed. Home of the mighty cow.
     
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    Ah, if you only lived in NJ, you sure do echo my feelings on this and then some.
     
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    Cheese Steaks! Cows at their best! Sliced thin with cheese.....
     
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    Funny how vegans and vegetarians base their thinking, because they do have a point, well some of them. We should not be taking in all of the extras with our meat that we do. Also for my vegans, many say we shouldn't eat our fellow animals, I would like to see you feed a lion a salad. We are meant to eat both, that is why you have canines... I promise they are not for the use of ripping your tofu apart... And who could resist a loaded fries and a coney dog... that smells like summer.
     
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    Oh and the video doesn't offend... I actually think it's a lie, dated a vegan... huge cock... sex not powerful like that.
     
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    He's a vegan - I think what knocked her out would be the smell of his toilet.
     
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    I dated a vegetarian for 6 years. Not only did soap and shampoo not factor into his repertoire (hello gorgonzola balls), but his cum tasted horrible. My next man was a wholly organic omnivore. The first time I swallowed his cum it was like manna.

    As for the ad... if they were trying to prove she liked it, couldn't she have smiled, even a little?
     
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