Recently I was watching the movie "Along Came Polly" with Ben Stiller, Jenifer Aniston and Debra Messing. There is a scene in it involving Debra Messing where she and her newlywed husband are at a tropical beach when a nude scuba instructor ends up picking her up, but when she first sees him she keeps staring at his oversized schlong @font-face { font-family: "Cambria"; }p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal { margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman"; }a:link, span.MsoHyperlink { color: blue; text-decoration: underline; }a:visited, span.MsoHyperlinkFollowed { color: purple; text-decoration: underline; }div.Section1 { page: Section1; } Photos from Along Came Polly
Well the following fictitious story with photos should entertain:
My girlfriend and I were away on a tropical vacation enjoying the warm weather and the beautiful island. Susan always loved the warmer weather and of course had a tremendous body to wear a bikini in:
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Well we were at this beach wear clothing was optional and I have to say, I rarely mind going nude as I'm not insecure down there, having what most women would call a BIG DICK. Take a look:
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Now, mind you, it is Big Dick at about 8" long so statistically, if I'm on a beach, 90% of the men would be smaller than me. Obviously Susan loves my size and had always commented about how I was always her biggest. Well one day I am lying on the blanket while Susan is face down on the blanket sunning when this guy comes up to us trying to sell us on the idea of hiring him on his boat for snorkeling. Well, just like the movie I referenced earlier, he had no clothes on and OH MY GOD, you should have seen what was hanging between his legs:
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Even if it didn't grow into an erection it was already a monster schlong. After trying not to stare at it, I looked over and caught Susan as she rolled over to join in the talk when I saw her jaw drop open at the first sight of it. She did her best not to keep looking at it but I could tell, for someone who thought her boyfriend was HUGE, she quickly learned what REAL HUGE could be.
To make a long story short, we had great sex the whole vacation and I think it was because she was fantasizing about his big thing. He would usually walk by most days but strangely enough, most days he actually had trunks on. I was feeling especially horny one day, and knew when he would be walking by, so I hid just off the beach in some shrubs and starting jacking my dick as he approached Susan. Sure enough, she kept dropping her gaze down to his oversized blessing. I couldn't hold back and blasted a big wad all over myself:
Because I Fancy Gentlemen...... :
Susan eventually admitted to being turned on by such a big dong. But she also said she would never cheat on me and that my Big Dick was more than big enough...although she would reflect back on what she saw in her head at times...
Well the following fictitious story with photos should entertain:
My girlfriend and I were away on a tropical vacation enjoying the warm weather and the beautiful island. Susan always loved the warmer weather and of course had a tremendous body to wear a bikini in:
Areola-51
Well we were at this beach wear clothing was optional and I have to say, I rarely mind going nude as I'm not insecure down there, having what most women would call a BIG DICK. Take a look:
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Now, mind you, it is Big Dick at about 8" long so statistically, if I'm on a beach, 90% of the men would be smaller than me. Obviously Susan loves my size and had always commented about how I was always her biggest. Well one day I am lying on the blanket while Susan is face down on the blanket sunning when this guy comes up to us trying to sell us on the idea of hiring him on his boat for snorkeling. Well, just like the movie I referenced earlier, he had no clothes on and OH MY GOD, you should have seen what was hanging between his legs:
gmootpb
Even if it didn't grow into an erection it was already a monster schlong. After trying not to stare at it, I looked over and caught Susan as she rolled over to join in the talk when I saw her jaw drop open at the first sight of it. She did her best not to keep looking at it but I could tell, for someone who thought her boyfriend was HUGE, she quickly learned what REAL HUGE could be.
To make a long story short, we had great sex the whole vacation and I think it was because she was fantasizing about his big thing. He would usually walk by most days but strangely enough, most days he actually had trunks on. I was feeling especially horny one day, and knew when he would be walking by, so I hid just off the beach in some shrubs and starting jacking my dick as he approached Susan. Sure enough, she kept dropping her gaze down to his oversized blessing. I couldn't hold back and blasted a big wad all over myself:
Because I Fancy Gentlemen...... :
Susan eventually admitted to being turned on by such a big dong. But she also said she would never cheat on me and that my Big Dick was more than big enough...although she would reflect back on what she saw in her head at times...
