she was like holy shit

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    B_hungkid15in New Member

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    so im 20 and im about 5'5'' and my cock is 15 inches long well anyway we go out on a date to the movies and me and this girl have been talkin for awhile well were in the movies and she starts messing around with my dick and she starts to get me hard and here it comes creaping our of my shorts and in the middle of a quite movie shes like "holy shit" and everyone looks and theres no tucking that thing in my shorts when its that hard so like everybody in my row saw what i had and well it just made for the most uncofortable movies situation ive ever been in
     
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    especially when the monkeys started flying out of your ass

    like it's so embarrassing when that happens
     
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    Lock and ban, I don't think this kid is even 15 yrs old.
     
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    Might be more interesting to track his future "progress." In April he gave his height as 5' 7", meaning he's currently getting 8 inches shorter every year. At this rate he and his imaginary penis will be the same height as one another in five years or so.

    That would DEFINITELY be a first.
     
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    all you got is 15inches?hahahahahahaha

    hahahahah
     
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    LOL

    looks like you came out of lurkerdom just to post that... thank god you did, I needed a laugh this morning.
     
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    ALL ABOARD!

    I second the lock and ban.
     
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    Wow, 20 years old, 5ft5 and a 15 inch cock, how original!!! I bet that was soft to. :eek:
     
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    Hey, you! Down in front!
     
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    hungkid...

    1. File this under "Fictitious Stories"
    2. Use spell check
    3. Get back to school; you're late for Homeroom
     
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    15 inches?? are you sure that you are human? People must not have three legs.
     
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    She was like, holy shit! And I was like, Dude! And then she was like, Dude!
     
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    And did you like, pass your dick along the row so that the holy shit horny bitch at the end could fuck you while you kinda like, watched the end of the film?
     
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    did you measure from your belly button to the end of your cock? lol...
     
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    There may be a decimal point missing from the "15" too.....
     
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    Isn't the largest cock ever documented only 14 inches long?
     
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    oh no no hon. you are so out of the loop. around here, and on aol, the sky is the limit. 14" is medium size.

    creative measuring and some imagination work wonders.
     
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    This might be what he's thinking:
     

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    hahahaha
     
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    not sure heather but some say mandingo is about 15x 7 ...fn huge..but y in the world would such a short guy friggin wear shorts if hes that endowed anyway and at a movie with a girl.....when your that big you do grow your just big....the kid must not know anatomy very much.......
     
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