Mr. Snakey
Expert Member
Im 5ft6 and 10x7 and its uncomfortable sometimes If you really are that i feel sorry for you Plus seeing Joker got me hanging down to my knee:wink:
Looks like someone could use an edjumacation. LOLhungkid15in said:my cock is 15 inches long well anyway we go out on a date to the movies ... she starts messing around with my dick and here it comes creaping our of my shorts and in the middle of a quite movie shes like "holy shit" and everyone looks so like everybody in my row saw what i had ..and well it just made for the most uncofortable movies situation ive ever been in
Let's try 14 years old with a gerkin. The writing style is low level middle school. And this will never happen to you ever! Discover punctuation and puberty, Scooter!:biggrin1:hungkid15in said:so im 20 and im about 5'5'' and my cock is 15 inches long well anyway we go out on a date to the movies and me and this girl have been talkin for awhile well were in the movies and she starts messing around with my dick and she starts to get me hard and here it comes creaping our of my shorts and in the middle of a quite movie shes like "holy shit" and everyone looks and theres no tucking that thing in my shorts when its that hard so like everybody in my row saw what i had and well it just made for the most uncofortable movies situation ive ever been in
Damn straight, because most people hate being fed a pile of hogwash by a semi-illiterate looking for fuel to feed his jerk-off fantasy as his ego is stroked by LPSG members fawning over the über-dimensionality of his supposed phallus. At least, that was clearly the plan...hungkid15in said:haters
dcwrestlefan said:oh no no hon. you are so out of the loop. around here, and on aol, the sky is the limit. 14" is medium size.
creative measuring and some imagination work wonders.
alex8 said:Damn straight, because most people hate being fed a pile of hogwash by a semi-illiterate looking for fuel to feed his jerk-off fantasy as his ego is stroked by LPSG members fawning over the über-dimensionality of his supposed phallus. At least, that was clearly the plan...
Grow up! (in so far as that isn't a pun already)...
Capitalization and punctuation would help, but you spelled it right, Scooter! Now go back and clean up all the spelling, capitalization, and punctuation errors and omissions in your profile. :biggrin1: You don't want Alex to decimate you again. Be wise. You're playing with the big boys now.hungkid15in said:haters
meritores said:well this one time @ band camp i was laying in bed and my friend george though my 24 inch penis was his clarinet and he started 2 blow it...lol
hungkid15in said:so im 20 and im about 5'5'' and my cock is 15 inches long well anyway we go out on a date to the movies and me and this girl have been talkin for awhile well were in the movies and she starts messing around with my dick and she starts to get me hard and here it comes creaping our of my shorts and in the middle of a quite movie shes like "holy shit" and everyone looks and theres no tucking that thing in my shorts when its that hard so like everybody in my row saw what i had and well it just made for the most uncofortable movies situation ive ever been in
alex8 said:What tune did he play?
hungkid15in said:haters
Or was it flight of the bumble bee :069:alex8 said:What tune did he play?